Rugby

Alright, alright, let’s talk about these naked rugby men, you know, the ones all over the internet. I saw some pictures, and let me tell ya, it’s somethin’ else. First off, why they gotta be naked? I don’t get it. Back in my day, boys played rugby with their clothes on, and nobody complained. But I guess times change, huh? So, from what I gather, this whole naked rugby thing started a while back. Some fella, Nick Youngquest, I think his name was, he took his clothes off for a…

Alright, let’s talk about these Mizuno rugby boots, you know, the ones them fellas wear when they’re runnin’ around on the field, smackin’ into each other. Now, I ain’t no expert, but I hear folks sayin’ Mizuno makes some good boots. They say they got boots for the big fellas up front, the ones doin’ all the pushin’ and shovin’. Apparently, some other brand, Canterbury, is alright too, and both of ’em are good if your feet are a bit wide like mine after a long day of workin’ in…

Alright, let’s talk about these long sleeve rugby tops, you know, the shirts with the stripes and collars. I’ve seen folks wearin’ ’em all over, and I gotta say, they look pretty sturdy. What are these things anyway? Well, from what I gather, these shirts, they ain’t just for playin’ that rough-and-tumble rugby game. Nope. People wear ’em all sorts of places. You see ’em at the market, at the park, even at them fancy get-togethers sometimes. I guess it’s ’cause they’re comfy and tough, like good workin’ clothes, but…

Alright, let’s talk about this green rugby jersey thing, you know? I ain’t no expert, but I seen a thing or two. Folks wearin’ ’em, sellin’ ’em, makin’ a big fuss. First off, what’s the big deal with the green, huh? Seems like lots of teams like green. They say some South African team, Springboks or somethin’, they wear green and gold. Fancy blazers, too. Sounds like them city folks gettin’ all dressed up for a game. I reckon it’s gotta be important, all that green. Now, I heard tell…

Well, let me tell ya, talkin’ ’bout the greatest rugby player of all time is like arguin’ ’bout who makes the best apple pie at the county fair – everyone’s got their own opinion, ya know? But if you ask me, and a lot of other folks who’ve been watchin’ rugby since before color TV, there’s a few names that always pop up. First off, there’s that Jonah Lomu fella. Lord have mercy, that man was somethin’ else. He was big, like a dang barn door, and fast, like a…

Alright, so you wanna know about this Gaelic football and rugby, huh? Well, let me tell ya, it ain’t as complicated as them city folks make it out to be. I seen these fellas playin’ both, and lemme tell ya, it’s a whole lotta runnin’ and thumpin’ around. First off, Gaelic football. They say it’s like a mix of soccer and rugby, but honestly, it’s its own thing. They got this round ball, kinda like a soccer ball but a bit heavier, ya know? And they run around on a…

[Body] Alright, let’s talk about these rugby tops, you know, the ones them fellas wear when they’re runnin’ around and bumpin’ into each other. I ain’t no expert, mind you, but I’ve seen a game or two on that there telly, and my grandson, bless his heart, he plays for the local team, so I know a little somethin’ somethin’. So, what’s the big deal with custom rugby tops? Well, from what I gather, it’s all about lookin’ good and feelin’ good while you’re out there on the field. You…

Alright, let’s talk about them rugby clothes, you know, the stuff them fellas wear when they’re runnin’ around and smashin’ into each other. I seen it on the TV once, kinda like football but, you know, different. They got them shirts, the rugby shirts, and they ain’t like your regular shirts, no sir. Them rugby shirts, they call ’em jerseys too, I heard. Some got short sleeves, some got long. It don’t matter much, I guess, long as you can move around good in ’em. They gotta be made strong…