Rugby

Well, let me tell you about this Rugby Farmers Elevator. It’s a big deal ’round here, I tell ya. Everybody knows about it. That place, it’s been around longer than I can remember. My old man used to go there, and now my boy, he goes there too. They get all sorts of stuff there. Keeps the farm goin’, that’s for sure. This Rugby Farmers Elevator, it ain’t just some little shed, no sir. It’s huge! Got them tall things, they call ’em grain elevators, where they keep all the…

Yo, listen up, folks! Today we gonna talk about this thing, rugby dump body. That’s what them young’uns call it. It’s all about them rugby boys, how they get so big and strong. See, my grandson, he plays that game. Runs around, knocks folks over. He’s a big fella now, all muscle. So, this rugby dump body, it ain’t just about eatin’ your greens. Nah, it’s more than that. They do all sorts of things to get like that. Liftin’ heavy stuff, like them weights at the gym. Heard them…

Well, let me tell you, I seen a thing or two in my day. These young folks today, they all crazy ’bout this Nike rugby jersey. What in tarnation is a rugby, anyway? Sounds like some kinda fancy rug to me. But, you know, gotta keep up with the times, I reckon. So, I done some lookin’ into this here Nike rugby jersey thing. Seems like everybody and their brother wants one of these shirts. Now, I ain’t one to judge, but these shirts, they ain’t cheap! But folks, they…

Well, let me tell you somethin’. My old eyes seen a thing or two about this New Zealand rugby, they sure are somethin’. Heard they’re comin’ to San Diego, that place down south. Big stadium, I hear. Snapdragon, they call it. Fancy name for a place to watch folks run around with a ball, ain’t it? These New Zealand fellas, they’re tough as old boots. Playin’ against Fiji, another bunch of strong folks. Never seen ’em play myself, but I hear they’re good. July 19th, that’s the day. 7:30 at…

Well, well, well, look what we have here, naked rugby guys! My oh my, these young fellas, they sure ain’t shy, are they? Running around, all muscles and sweat. Goodness gracious, it’s a sight, I tell ya. These rugby lads, they strong, they is, always running and tackling. These naked rugby guys, they get together, and they make these, what do they call them? Calendars. Yep, calendars. Just pictures of them, all over the place, showing off. Reminds me of my cousin’s boy, always showing off, always wanting everyone to…

Hey there, y’all! Let’s talk about men’s rugby shirts long sleeve, you know, those shirts with the long arms for the cold weather. I ain’t no fancy expert, but I know a thing or two about staying warm and lookin’ decent, even if I do say so myself. First off, why long sleeve rugby shirts? Well, lemme tell ya, when that wind starts blowin’ and the snow starts fallin’, you don’t wanna be caught out there with your arms freezin’ off. These shirts, they keep you warm, see? They’re like…

Alright, let’s talk about this men’s rugby kit thing, ya know? I ain’t no expert, but I seen enough rugby games on that there TV to know a thing or two. So, you wanna get yourself some rugby gear? Well, listen up, ’cause I’m gonna tell ya what I know. First off, what in the tarnation is a “mens rugby kit” anyway? Sounds fancy, but it just means the clothes and stuff them fellas wear when they’re playin’ that rough and tumble rugby game. You got yer jersey, that’s the…

Well, let me tell ya ’bout this here rugby thing, the Major League Rugby, or whatever them fancy folks call it. Seems complicated, but I’ll try to make sense of it for ya, the way I see it. We gonna talk about them standings, you know, who’s winnin’ and who’s losin’. First off, they got these teams. Lots of ’em, playin’ this rugby. Now, rugby ain’t like our corn huskin’ contests, but it’s a game all the same. They run around, throw a ball, and try to score. I ain’t…