News

Alright, so you wanna know about this Pilar Sanders, huh? And how much money she’s got? Well, lemme tell ya, I heard she’s got a whole bunch of it. They say she’s worth somethin’ like $5 million. That’s a lot of dough, ain’t it? I can’t even imagine havin’ that much money. Why, with that kinda cash, you could buy a whole lotta chickens! Now, how’d she get all that money? Well, from what I hear, she’s been a model, and an actress too. She was even on some TV…

Alright, let’s talk about this fella, Isaac Rochell. Folks are always yappin’ about how much money these football players make, so I figured, why not take a look-see for ourselves? They call it “net worth,” which I guess means how much stuff he’s got, minus what he owes. Sounds complicated, but we’ll keep it simple. Now, they say this Isaac guy, he plays football, the kind where they wear helmets and smack into each other. He’s a “defensive end,” whatever that means. Sounds rough. Anyways, he’s been playin’ for a…

[Body] Alright, let’s gab about this fella, Jimmy Iovine. Folks are always pokin’ around, tryin’ to figure out how much money he’s got. You know, how much he’s worth. It’s like countin’ chickens before they hatch, if you ask me, but people do it all the same. Now, from what I hear, this Jimmy, he’s been around the music block a time or two. He ain’t no spring chicken, that’s for sure. He’s been producin’ music, doin’ business deals, and makin’ a name for himself for a good long while….

Alright, so you wanna know about this Angela Vannice, huh? Okay, okay, I’ll tell ya what I know. It ain’t always easy to keep track of these things, ya know, all these fancy people and their fancy lives. But I heard some things, seen some things, and I’ll piece it together for ya, best I can. First off, this Angela, she was a young gal, just a sweet thing, they say. And she caught the eye of this fella, Johnny Damon. Now, Johnny, he was a big deal, a baseball…

Well, let me tell ya somethin’ about this Steffi Graf gal, the tennis player. Folks are always snoopin’ around, lookin’ for things they shouldn’t be. I heard some whispers ’bout “Steffi Graf nude,” you know, pictures and such. Now, I ain’t one for lookin’ at that kinda stuff, but the young’uns these days, they got their eyes glued to them computer screens and phones. Steffi Graf, the tennis star, she was real good at hittin’ that little yellow ball. Won a bunch of matches, they say. Real famous. Born back…

Alright, let’s talk about this Coco Gauff, you know, the tennis girl. Folks keep askin’ me, “Who’s gonna win? What’s gonna happen?” Well, I ain’t no fortune teller, but I’ve watched a match or two in my day, and I can tell ya what I see. Now, this Coco, she’s somethin’ else. Young, but strong like an ox. I saw her play the other day, and let me tell ya, she hits that ball harder than my old man used to chop wood! And fast? Whew! Like a chicken chasin’…

Well, let me tell ya somethin’ about this Lisa Katolin. I heard tell she married that football fella, Roman Gabriel. Roman Gabriel, yeah, that’s the name. Big fella, played quarterback for the Rams, I think. Folks ’round here used to watch him on that there TV. Always throwin’ that ball, runnin’ around. Seems like a good enough fella, though I never met him myself. Now, Lisa, she was a pretty young thing, I reckon. They got hitched, must’ve been a big to-do. The paper said they moved to Sunnymead after…

Alright, let’s talk about them Pacers, you know, the basketball team. Folks been askin’ me, “What’s gonna happen with them Pacers?” Well, I ain’t got no crystal ball, but I can tell ya what I see, what I hear, and what kinda feels right in my gut. Now, they got this game comin’ up, see? November 25th, 2024, they gonna be playin’ at that Gainbridge place. Fancy name, huh? Gainbridge Fieldhouse, they call it. Sounds like somethin’ outta a fairy tale, but it’s just a basketball court, far as I…

Alright, so, y’know, I saw these fellas playin’ football on the TV. Them 49ers, yeah, that’s the team. And I noticed somethin’ on their helmets. A little number, a “64” it was. Stuck right on the back, like a fly on a cow’s behind. So, I got to thinkin’, what’s that number all about? It ain’t no player’s number, not no more. They got their own numbers, big and bold on their jerseys. This “64” was different, smaller, kinda special-like. Well, I asked around, you know, talked to some folks…