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[Body] Alright, let’s talk about this Mikaylah girl, the one everyone’s gossiping about. I hear she’s got some pictures and videos out there, the kind you ain’t supposed to see. They call it “leaked content,” like a leaky faucet drippin’ all over the internet. Now, I ain’t no spring chicken, I don’t know much about these “OnlyFans” or “Twitch” things. Sounds like a bunch of hocus pocus to me. But from what I gather, this Mikaylah, she’s a young gal who likes to show off a bit. And apparently, some…

Alright, let’s talk about this Black Clover thing, you know, the magic and knights and all that stuff. My grandkids, they watch it all the time, and I see them yellin’ about who’s strong and who’s not. So, I figured, why not, let’s make a list, a “tier list” they call it. Like who’s the best and who’s just… well, not so best. First off, gotta talk about Asta. That boy, he ain’t got no magic, not a lick! But he’s got them swords, big ol’ swords that cut through…

Alright, let’s gab about this Kathy Bates, you know, the one from the TV. I heard folks sayin’ she’s got a whole heap of money, like, a real mountain of it. They call it “net worth,” fancy, huh? So, this Kathy gal, she’s been in a bunch of them movies and shows. I reckon she started way back when, been at it for donkey’s years, they say. And seems like she’s pretty darn good at it, ’cause she’s got awards and whatnots. Academy Award, that sounds important, right? Like a…

Alright, alright, let’s talk about this Sam Sulek fella and where he went to school. Ya know, kids these days, they go to all sorts of fancy places. I heard tell he’s some kinda big shot on the internet, all muscles and whatnot. Don’t know much about that myself, but I can surely tell ya what I pieced together from listenin’ to folks and readin’ some things here and there. So, first off, this Sam boy, he’s from Ohio, yeah, that’s right, Ohio. A place called Delaware, Ohio, to be…

Alright, so you wanna know about this Vladislava Gagan, huh? Let me tell ya, this girl, she’s somethin’ else. I heard tell she’s a bodybuilder, and lemme tell ya, that ain’t no easy thing. You gotta lift them heavy things, you know, the barbells and such. My old man, he used to lift hay bales, but that ain’t the same, not one bit. This Vladislava, she’s strong, like real strong. They say her chest is like, 107 centimeters. That’s a lot, ain’t it? I don’t rightly know what a centimeter…

Alright, so you wanna know what this LLAW thing is, huh? I heard folks talkin’ ’bout it, seen it on them phone thingies, the, uh, Tok-Tiks and whatnot. Sounds like a whole lotta fuss over somethin’. Well, lemme tell ya what I gathered, piece by piece, like pickin’ corn outta the field. First off, it ain’t got nothin’ to do with them fancy lawyers or rules and regulations, the kind they got down at the courthouse. Nope, this LLAW thing is about a young’un, a girl named Aubrey Wyatt, bless…

[Body] Alright, let’s talk about this Rover Rally Monopoly Go thing, you know? My grandkids keep yappin’ about it, so I figured, why not take a look. Seems like it’s some kinda game on them fancy phones, always buzzin’ and beep-boopin’. First off, what is this Rover Rally anyway? Well, from what I gather, it’s like a race, a competition, ya know? You gotta get points and climb up some kinda board, a “leaderboard” they call it. Sounds like a lot of work to me, but these young’uns, they love…