News

Alright, let’s gab about these big fellas in the NBA, the ones that make the whole dang court shake when they run. You know, the heaviest players. I saw some folks talking about it, so I figured I’d chime in. Now, they say this fella, Jusuf Nurkic, is one heavy dude. They’re sayin’ he’s around 290 pounds and 7 feet tall. That’s a whole lotta man! Can you imagine feedin’ a fella that size? Probably eats more than my whole family in a week! He’s the heaviest right now, they…

Well, let me tell ya somethin’ ’bout this James Rinehart fella and his murder trial. It’s a real mess, that’s what it is. This James Rinehart, Jr., they say he’s from Londonderry. He’s ’bout 40 years old, not a young whippersnapper no more. They got him locked up, been there since February 5th, they say. Guess the law got a lucky break, a tip or somethin’, while they was lookin’ into this whole thing. Now, what’d he do? That’s the big question, ain’t it? They’re sayin’ he’s mixed up in…

Alright, alright, let’s gab a bit about this… uh… Kota I-bushy and… Liz-zo? Never heard of ‘em ‘til someone told me. Sounds like a whole lotta hooey to me, but the young ‘uns are all a-twitter about it, so here we go. So, this Kota fella, they say he’s a wrestler. You know, like those big fellas on TV, grunting and groaning and flinging each other around. Sounds like a rough job, if you ask me. But this Kota, he’s apparently a big deal in some wrestling place called AEW….

Napoli Matfia? Never heard of it. Sounds like some kinda fancy pasta, ya know? Like them city folks eat. But lemme tell ya, ain’t nothin’ fancy ’bout my life. Just work, eat, sleep, and try to keep the chickens outta the garden. I heard some folks talkin’ ’bout some fella, Napoli Matfia this, Napoli Matfia that. Turns out he’s some kinda cook, won some kinda show. Good for him, I guess. Folks always fussin’ ’bout cookin’ shows now. Back in my day, ya cooked what ya had, and that was…

Alright, listen up, y’all. We gonna talk about this Celtics and 76ers game, ya hear? Don’t know much about these city slicker teams, but I heard folks talkin’, so I figured I’d tell ya what’s what. Now, they say this game is on Wednesday, November 8th. Wednesday, November 8th, remember that. Don’t go missin’ it ’cause you were out milkin’ the cows or somethin’. And these fellas, they got their line-ups all set. Projected line-ups, they call ’em. Fancy, huh? First off, we got the Celtics. Heard they’re pretty good,…

Alright, let’s gab about this fella, JT Casey. Folks are all a-buzzin’ ’bout how much money he’s got, you know, his “net worth” as them fancy city folks call it. I ain’t sure why it matters so much, but I guess people like to know these things. Now, I heard tell that this young’un, JT, he’s a big deal on them internet things, like that “YouToob” and “TickTock.” He makes videos, ya see? Funny ones, prank ones, all sorts. And seems like a whole heap of folks watch ’em. Millions,…

[Body] Alright, alright, let’s talk about this… thingy… False Idols, yeah, that’s what them young folks call it. Sounds fancy, but it’s just another one of them pokey sticks they use in that… uh… Destiny 2 game. My grandson, he plays it all the time, yelling at the TV like a rooster with its tail feathers caught in the fence. So, I see him fiddling with this False Idols thing, and I ask him, “What’s that good for, boy?” And he starts blabberin’ about “perks” and “rolls” and all sorts…