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Well, well, well, look what the cat dragged in! Heard some news, some sad news, ’bout that Scott Ross fella. Yeah, that’s the one, used to be on that TV show, what’s it called… The 700 Club? Yep, that’s the one. Heard he passed on. Scott Ross died, they say. Lord have mercy. He was a good lookin’ fella, always smilin’ and talkin’ ’bout the good Lord. Heard he interviewed all them famous folks, too. Singers and movie stars and what not. He did that for years and years. They…

This here thing, they call it, Colorful Containers 1.21. What a name! I reckon it’s for that Minecraft game, you know the one all the young’uns play. I heard it’s about making things look all pretty and different. Like putting a new dress on an old hen, I suppose. They say it changes how them boxes look. Chests and them cooking things, furnaces, they call ’em. You open ’em up, and they ain’t the same old boring thing no more. All sorts of colors, like a rainbow threw up in…

Well, let me tell you, I was trying to get on that Minecraft thing the other day, and it kept giving me this darn message, “internal exception *.*“. I was like, what in tarnation is that? Sounds like a bunch of gibberish to me. It just not working, you know? So, I did some digging, like a hog looking for truffles. I know how to use that google thing, you know? I found some stuff. It kept saying something about this “internal exception *.*” being a problem with Java. Java,…

That David, what’s his name, Gilmour, he’s having a show. And you need some codes to get tickets early. It’s all a big mess, this internet thing. But I heard some things, so I’ll tell you what I know about these David Gilmour presale codes. So, this David, he’s got a fan club. You gotta join that thing, they say. You go to his website, the official one, not some fake one some young punk set up. Then you sign up, give ’em your email, I guess. That’s how they…

Alright, listen up, y’all! Let’s talk about this here “Holy War 3 Codes” thing. I heard some young’uns jabberin’ about it, so I figured I’d poke around and see what the fuss is all about. Seems like it’s somethin’ about gettin’ strong in some kinda game, like them video games my grandson plays. He’s always yellin’ about “levelin’ up” and whatnot. Sounds like a whole lotta noise to me, but hey, if it makes them happy. So, this “Holy War 3” thingy, it’s got these “codes,” they say. Now, back…

Well, let me tell ya ’bout these here wolverine buckets. I ain’t no fancy expert, but I know a thing or two ’bout gettin’ work done, ya hear? Now, these wolverine buckets, they ain’t just for show. They’re for diggin’, movin’, and gettin’ the job done, whatever that job may be. You got a farm? Need to move some hay? These buckets can help ya with that. Got a barn full of… well, you know… the stuff animals leave behind? A wolverine bucket and a scraper, and you’re good to…

Howdy, folks! Let’s gab a bit ’bout this gal, Shalin Spani, eh? Heard her name tossed around, so I figured, why not chew the fat about it? Now, I ain’t no fancy scholar or nothin’, but from what I gather, this Shalin, she’s a basketball player. Plays for the Kansas State Wildcats, they say. A guard, that means she’s one of them quick little things runnin’ up and down the court, dribblin’ the ball and such. Don’t ask me all the fancy rules, ’cause I’ll just get flustered. All I…

Alright, let’s talk about this Amber Maldonado Cowell. I heard some folks whisperin’ about her, so I figured I’d spill what I know, the way I know how. Don’t expect no fancy words from me, just plain talk. Who’s this Amber Maldonado Cowell anyway? Well, she’s the mama of that young fella, Cade Cowell, the one who kicks the ball real good. You know, the soccer player. Folks say she’s got Mexican blood in her, which makes Cade half-Mexican, I guess. Heard tell she’s a quiet one, not one for…