Golf

[Body] Well, let me tell ya somethin’ about these here “minis disc golf” thingamajigs. I ain’t no expert, mind you, but I’ve seen ’em around and heard the young’uns chatterin’. Sounds like a whole lotta fuss over tiny little discs, if you ask me. First off, what are they? From what I gather, they’re just itty-bitty versions of them flyin’ saucers the kids throw around in the park. You know, the ones that go whizzin’ past your head and sometimes land in the darnedest places? Yeah, these minis are like…

Alright, so you wanna know about this “MG Golf,” huh? Well, lemme tell ya what I know. I ain’t no fancy golfer or nothin’, but I’ve seen a thing or two. First off, this MG thing, it stands for “Master Golf,” or so they say. Been around since the 70s, makin’ gloves and such. Gloves, you know, for your hands when you’re holdin’ that stick and whacking that little white ball. Them gloves, they ain’t the fanciest, mind you, but they get the job done. Like a good pair of…

Alright, let’s talk about these magnetic golf towels, you know, the ones them fancy folks use to keep their clubs all spick and span. I ain’t no pro golfer or nothin’, but I’ve seen enough folks swingin’ sticks to know a clean club is a happy club. First off, what the heck is a magnetic golf towel anyway? Well, it’s just like a regular towel, you know, the kind you use to wipe your face, but this one’s got a little magnet sewn in. Why? So you can stick it…

Well now, if you’re thinkin’ about gettin’ yourself one of them lifted golf carts, I reckon you came to the right place. You see, them lifted golf carts ain’t just for show, no sir. They’re mighty handy, especially if you’re lookin’ to go off the beaten path or need somethin’ with a little more clearance. It ain’t just about puttin’ on some big ol’ wheels, nope, it’s a whole thing that needs some proper work. First thing’s first, lifted golf carts ain’t like them regular ones you see cruisin’ around…

Well, let me tell ya ’bout this here la golf putter, ya know, the kind them fancy folks use on the telly. I ain’t no pro, but I seen enough golf on that there TV to know a thing or two. Now, this putter, it ain’t your grandpa’s old stick, that’s for sure. First off, they say it’s got this “descending loft face technology.” Sounds mighty fancy, don’t it? What it means, near as I can figure, is that the face of the putter ain’t flat like a pancake. It’s…

Well, let me tell ya somethin’ ’bout these Kandi golf carts. I ain’t no expert, mind you, but I’ve seen a thing or two, and I know what folks like. First off, they say these carts are made in China. China, huh? That’s a far piece away from here. But I reckon they know how to build things over there, just like we do here. Folks gotta make a livin’, no matter where they are. Now, these Kandi folks, they make all sorts of electric things, not just golf carts….

Well, howdy there, folks! Let’s gab a bit about this here “jr golf scoreboard,” y’know, the thingamajig what tells ya’ll how them young’uns are doin’ on the golf course. I ain’t no fancy golf pro or nothin’, just an old gal who likes watchin’ them youngsters swing their sticks. So, first off, what in tarnation is this “jr golf scoreboard”? It’s like a big ol’ board, ‘cept it’s mostly on that there computer thingy now, that shows ya’ll who’s ahead and who’s trailin’ behind in them junior golf games. See,…

Alright, so you’re lookin’ at them “Hey Dude” golf shoes, huh? Well, let me tell ya, I’ve seen a whole heap of shoes in my time, and these here “Hey Dudes,” they got folks talkin’. Don’t rightly know what a “dude” is, but these shoes, they seem comfy enough. Now, I ain’t no fancy golfer, you understand. I just like to walk around, and if I can whack a ball now and then without fallin’ over, well, that’s a good day. But these shoes, they say they’re light. That’s good,…

Well, let me tell ya somethin’ about them green rollers for the golf course. You know, the things they use to make them greens look all fancy-like. I ain’t no expert, but I seen ‘em usin’ these things, and I can tell ya a little bit about what I know. First off, they got these smooth rollers. Smooth rollers, they’re like, well, smooth. Like a big ol’ rolling pin, but bigger, and heavier, ya know? They use these after they poke holes in the ground, what they call “air-ee-fy-in’”. Yeah,…

Well, let me tell ya about these golfer hats, or whatever them fancy folks call ’em. I seen all sorts, ya know? Young fellas wearin’ ’em, old fellas wearin’ ’em, even the ladies get in on the action sometimes. First off, there’s those baseball-lookin’ ones. They got that round top and that hard flappy thing stickin’ out in front. Keeps the sun outta your eyes, I guess. You see ’em everywhere, not just on the golf course. Kids wearin’ ’em backwards, sideways, all sorts of crazy ways. They come in…