Golf

Well, hello there, everyone! Let me tell ya ’bout this here Royal Thai Army Golf Course. I ain’t no fancy golfer, mind you, but I know a thing or two ’bout places, ya know? This place, it’s in that big city, Bangkok, they call it. Heard it’s real busy over there, but this golf course, it’s like a whole ‘nother world. They got two courses there, see? An old one and a new one. The new one, they say it’s right next to the old one. Makes sense, I guess….

Well, let me tell ya somethin’ about this here Royal Thai Army Golf Course. I ain’t no fancy golfer, ya know, but I heard folks talkin’ about it. First off, they say it’s got two of them golf thingies, 18 holes each. One’s called the Old Course, and the other one’s the New Course, I reckon. Folks say it’s a pretty good deal for the money, ‘specially compared to some other places where them rich city folks play. Now, I ain’t sure how much it costs exactly, but I heard…

Well, howdy there! Let me tell ya ’bout this Rhodes Ranch Golf place, y’know, the one they got down in Vegas. I ain’t no fancy golfer, but I heard folks talkin’ ’bout it, so I figured I’d share what I know. Don’t expect no fancy words outta me, I’m just tellin’ it like it is. First off, they call it the Rhodes Ranch Golf Club. Sounds mighty important, don’t it? It’s on some street called Rhodes Ranch Parkway, number 20, I think. Heck, I ain’t never been there myself, too…

Well, howdy there! Let me tell ya about this here Randall Oaks Golf Club, ya hear? It ain’t nothin’ fancy, but it’s a good place to whack some balls, if ya know what I mean. First off, what is this place? It’s a golf course, plain and simple. A golf course for folks like you and me, not just them highfalutin city slickers. They call it a “public course,” which I guess means anybody can come and play, long as ya got the money, of course. This Randall Oaks ain’t…

[Body] Alright, so you wanna know about this “putt putt golf” in Carlsbad, eh? Well, let me tell ya, I don’t know much about fancy golf, but I know a thing or two about havin’ fun, and that’s what this putt putt stuff is all about, right? First off, they got all sorts of places for this putt putt. I heard tell of Boomers Vista. Sounds like a big place, probably got all sorts of things to do besides hittin’ them little balls. Then there’s somethin’ called The Crossings at…

Alright, let’s talk about these purple permanent marker golf thingamajigs, ya know? I ain’t no fancy writer or nothin’, just gonna tell ya like it is. So, you got these little pens, right? Purple ones, mind you. And they’re for markin’ up your golf balls. Why? Well, I reckon it’s so you don’t go hittin’ your buddy’s ball and then arguin’ about it all day long. Lord knows, them golfers can argue about the silliest things. Now, I seen these things they call “PATIKIL Mini Permanent Markers” and some other…

[Body] Well, let me tell ya ’bout this here Optishot 2 Golf Simulator. My son-in-law, he got one of these things. Said it was for “golfin’ practice” when the weather’s bad. Golfin’ practice, my foot! Looks more like a fancy toy to me, but hey, what do I know? So, this thing, it’s supposed to let ya play golf indoors. Yeah, you heard that right, indoors! No need to go traipsin’ around in the hot sun or the freezin’ cold. You just set it up in your house – if…

Well, let me tell ya somethin’ about these here motorcycle golf carts. I seen ’em, them fancy things, zippin’ around the golf course like little bumblebees. First time I saw one, I thought, “What in tarnation is that contraption?” Looked like a motorcycle and a golf cart had a baby or somethin’. Now, I ain’t no golfer, mind you. My idea of a good time is sittin’ on the porch with a glass of sweet tea and watchin’ the chickens peck. But these motorcycle golf carts, they got me thinkin’…

Well, let me tell ya somethin’ about these here Mitsubishi golf shafts. I ain’t no fancy expert or nothin’, but I’ve seen my fair share of golf clubs, and these Mitsubishi fellas, they make some pretty good ones, I reckon. Now, what I hear is they got this Metal Mesh Technology. Sounds fancy, right? But what it really means, from what I gather, is that the golf ball goes where you want it to go, more often than not. And that’s a good thing, ain’t it? Nobody wants to be…