Golf

Well now, let’s talk about these here golf balls, the TP5 kind, for us old folks. You know, the ones that ain’t got the swing we used to. Used to be, I could whack a ball a country mile. Now? Hah! Lucky if it goes past the henhouse. These TP5 golf balls, they say they’re good for speed. Speed, huh? My bones creak faster than these balls fly, I tell ya. But they say these balls got layers, like a cake or somethin’. Four layers, they say. Stiff layers. I…

Alright, let’s talk about these Top Flite golf balls, you know, the ones them fellas are always whacking around. I ain’t no pro golfer, mind you, just an old gal who’s seen a thing or two, and I’ve watched enough golf on the TV to know a little somethin’ somethin’. First off, what’s all this fuss about distance? Seems like every fella and his dog wants to hit the ball a country mile. These Top Flite fellas, they say their balls go far. And I reckon that’s true, I’ve seen…

Alright, let’s talk about these top flight golf clubs. Ya know, the ones them fancy folks use. I ain’t no expert, mind you, just seen a thing or two. My old man, he used to whack balls with sticks he found in the woods, but these here clubs, they somethin’ else. First off, they got these “drivers,” big ol’ things, look like you could beat a rug with ’em. Folks say they make the ball go a country mile. I dunno ’bout all that, but they sure are shiny. Heard…

Well, howdy there, y’all! Let me tell ya ’bout this here Sturgis MI Safety Town Golf Tournament. Sounds fancy, huh? Don’t you worry none, I’ll make it plain as day for ya. So, they got this golf thing goin’ on, see? It’s for Safety Town, whatever that is. Kids, I reckon. Anyways, they’re gonna be hittin’ them little white balls on May 15th, 2024. They start messin’ around at noon, checkin’ folks in and all that. Then, at 1 PM sharp, they all start shootin’ at once. A “shotgun start,”…

Well, howdy there, y’all! Let’s jaw about hittin’ that there golf ball straight, you hear? Folks always goin’ on about whammin’ it far, but shoot, what good’s far if it ain’t straight? You’ll be in the woods faster than a squirrel up a tree! First off, let’s talk about that club thingy. You gotta hold it right, you know? Not too tight, not too loosey-goosey. Like holdin’ a baby bird, gentle but firm. And your feet? Gotta spread ’em out a bit, not too close, not too far. Like you’re…

Alright, listen up, y’all. We gonna talk about some silly things to putt with when you’re playin’ that there golf game. You know, the one where you hit the little white ball with a stick? Yeah, that’s the one. Sometimes, that game gets a bit… well, boring. Just hittin’ the ball, walkin’, hittin’ the ball again. So, we gotta spice it up, make it fun, ya hear? First off, let’s talk about makin’ your own little golf course, right in your yard or even inside your house! You don’t need…

Alright, let’s talk about this Sandhill Crane Golf Club, y’know, the one down in Florida. Folks say it’s a real purdy place, with all them golf courses and whatnot. Now, I ain’t never been much for golf myself. Too much walkin’ and hittin’ a little ball, if you ask me. But my grandson, he’s all about it. He tells me this Sandhill Crane place is somethin’ special. Says it’s the only golf course in Florida that goes right through them swampy parts, what they call the Loxahatchee Slough. Sounds kinda…

Well, let me tell ya ’bout this Sandhill Crane Golf place, ya know? It ain’t like no farm field, that’s for sure. Folks say it’s a real fancy golf course, one of them “championship” ones. Eighteen holes, they got. That’s a lot of holes, if ya ask me. More holes than my old sieve has, I reckon. They say it’s the only golf place in Florida where ya play through them swampy parts, what they call “wetlands” and “sloughs”. Sounds buggy to me, all them skeeters and such. But folks…