Golf

Well, let me tell ya ’bout this here Acer Velocity golf shaft, ya hear? I ain’t no fancy golfer, but I know a thing or two ’bout hittin’ the ball far. And this here stick, well, it sure does help with that. First off, they say it’s made of this “graphite” stuff. Sounds fancy, I know. But what it means is, it’s light. Real light. Lighter than them old steel shafts my husband used to have, God rest his soul. And that lightness, well, it lets ya swing faster. Faster…

Alright, let’s talk about them 8V golf cart batteries. Ya know, them things that make your golf cart go. Gotta have ’em, or you ain’t goin’ nowhere on the green, or even just around your yard. Now, I ain’t no expert, but I’ve learned a thing or two ’bout keepin’ them batteries runnin’ like they should. First off, keep them batteries clean. I mean, it ain’t rocket science. Dirt and dust get on everything, and them batteries ain’t no different. You get too much gunk on ’em, and they ain’t…

Alright, let’s gab about them 8-volt golf cart batteries, ya know, the things that make them little cars go zoom-zoom on the golf course. Don’t expect no fancy words from me, I’m just gonna tell it like it is. How Long Do These Battery Things Last Anyway? Well, from what I hear, these batteries, they ain’t gonna last forever, that’s for sure. It’s like them old milk jugs, they eventually go sour. Them regular old lead-acid batteries, the kind most folks use, well, they say they last maybe three to…

Well, howdy there, folks! Today we gonna yak about these here golf clubs, you know, the 63 golf clubs set full. Don’t know much ’bout fancy golf, but I know a thing or two ’bout getting your money’s worth. So, let’s get down to brass tacks, shall we? Now, if you’re just startin’ out with this golf thingy, you don’t wanna go breakin’ the bank, right? I heard tell you can get yourself a starter set for, what, around 300 dollars? That sounds ’bout right for somethin’ you ain’t sure…

Well, let me tell ya ’bout these 6 seat golf carts. I don’t know much ’bout fancy cars, but these things, they’re somethin’ else. Handy for gettin’ around, ya know? Especially if you got a bunch of folks to haul. Now, I hear tell these things ain’t cheap. Some folks say you gotta shell out a pretty penny, like, nine thousand, ten thousand, even twenty thousand dollars for a new one! Can you believe that? That’s more money than I seen in my whole life, almost! Used ones, though, you…

Well, let me tell ya ’bout these 4×4 golf carts, you know, the kind city folks use to run around on them fancy golf courses. But we ain’t talkin’ ’bout no golf course today, no sirree. We’re talkin’ ’bout makin’ these things work for us, for real work, ya hear? What’s a 4×4 Golf Cart Anyway? Now, a regular golf cart, that’s just two wheels drivin’. But a 4×4, that’s all four wheels workin’ hard, pullin’ and pushin’ like a good mule team. You get yourself a 4×4 golf cart,…

Alright, let’s talk about this 4f2 golf weight thing, or whatever you young folks call it. I don’t know much about these fancy numbers and letters, but I’ll tell ya what I know about them golf sticks. What them numbers on the golf clubs mean? Well, it’s like this. Them numbers, they ain’t just there for show. They tell ya somethin’ ‘bout the club, see? Like how far the ball gonna go when ya whack it. Low numbers, like a 1 or a 2, that means the ball gonna fly…