Boxing

[Body] Alright, so you wanna know about this TEC box thing, huh? I ain’t no expert, but I’ve heard some things and seen some stuff. Let me tell ya what I know, the way I know how. First off, this “TEC” thing, it seems like it can mean a whole bunch of different stuff. Like, some folks are talkin’ about it on them computer sites, like that VWVortex place. They’re chattin’ about somethin’ called a “p-box,” but lord knows what that is. Sounds complicated. Then there’s these vape thingamajigs. I…

Alright, let’s talk about them steel mail box posts, you know, the things what hold your mailbox. I ain’t no expert, but I seen a thing or two in my days, and I can tell ya what’s what. First off, you gotta think about how deep you’re gonna stick that post in the ground. Them fellas on the TV, the government ones, they say no more than 24 inches deep. That’s about, what, two feet? Yeah, two feet sounds about right. Don’t go diggin’ no deeper than that, or you’ll…

Alright, so you wanna know ’bout this Singer 221k ev909542 top box thing, huh? Well, lemme tell ya, it’s a real something, that thing is. They say it’s a sewing machine, a real old-timey one from back in the day, like the 1950s or somethin’. Durable, they say. That means it lasts long, I guess. Tough as an old boot, maybe. Now, this top box ain’t just some fancy cover, no sirree. It’s like a little house for your sewing stuff. You know, threads, needles, all them little bits and…

Alright, let’s talk about this “Music Box Dancer” thing, the piano music thing, you know? My grandkids, they love it. Always hummin’ it. So, I figured, why not see what all the fuss is about, right? This whole “sheet music” thing, sounds fancy, but it ain’t so bad once you get the hang of it, kinda like milkin’ a cow, you know? First off, if you wanna play this “Music Box Dancer” song on the piano, you gotta find the music, the “sheet music” they call it. Now, where do…

Alright, let’s talk about this… this thing, yeah, the Santorini Shadow Box XPS. Sounds fancy, don’t it? I ain’t no city slicker, but I can tell ya, it’s purdy. It’s like a picture, but not just flat, y’know? It’s got… stuff in it. Like, little buildings, all white and stuff. Reminds me a bit of them fancy cakes they got in the city bakeries, all stacked up and pretty, but ya can’t eat this one, no sirree. So, what is this Santorini Shadow Box XPS thingamajig, really? Well, from what…

Well, let me tell ya ’bout this thing, this… uh… “Santorini Shadow Box.” Sounds fancy, don’t it? My grandkid showed me a picture, and lemme tell ya, it’s purdy. Like somethin’ you’d see in a magazine, all them white houses stacked up on a hill. Reminds me a bit of them sugar cubes my ol’ man used to buy, all lined up neat and tidy. So, what is this thing anyways? It’s like a picture, but not flat. See, it’s got depth, like you could stick your finger in it,…

Alright, so you wanna know ’bout them regency boxing photos, huh? Well, lemme tell ya, it ain’t like them fancy fights you see on TV now. Back then, it was rough and tumble, real bare-knuckle stuff. I heard tell of a fella, they called him “Gentleman” John Jackson. Can ya believe that? A fighter bein’ a gentleman? Anyways, he was a big deal, one of the best they say. His daddy was a builder, but this John, he took to fightin’ like a duck to water. Only lost one fight…

[Body] Well now, let’s talk about this Polini Thor 250 CDI box thingy, ya know, the one they say is so important for them motor thingies. I ain’t no expert, but I’ve heard folks jabberin’ about it, so I figured I’d tell ya what I know, or what I think I know, anyway. First off, what the heck is a CDI box, right? Sounds fancy, but from what I gather, it’s like the heart of that engine, makin’ it go boom boom. It gives that spark, ya see, to make…