Boxing

Alright, let’s talk about where to get them wooden boxes, you know, the ones from other countries. Folks always wantin’ fancy stuff, not just the plain ol’ boxes we got here. What are these wooden boxes for anyway? Well, some folks use ’em for keepin’ their things safe. You know, like when you move stuff or send somethin’ in the mail. They gotta be strong, these boxes, so nothin’ breaks. Some countries make real strong boxes, gotta say. Protect them good, like fancy plates or somethin’. I heard they use…

Alright, let’s talk about them waterproof electrical boxes, you know, the things that keep the wires dry when it rains. I ain’t no fancy electrician, but I’ve seen enough of these things around the house and farm to know a thing or two. First off, why do you even need one of these waterproof thingamajigs? Well, water and electricity, they don’t mix, you see. It’s like cats and dogs, always fighting. If water gets into your wires, bad things happen. You could get a shock, or worse, start a fire….

Alright, let’s talk about this here URC 2060 thingamajig, the one they use to control the TV and that cable box. You know, the one with all them buttons. Confusin’ as all get out, I tell ya. But don’t you worry none, I’ll tell ya how to get it workin’. First thing’s first, you gotta make sure that there box, the cable box I mean, and the TV are turned on. Can’t do nothin’ if they ain’t on, right? Makes sense, even to an old woman like me. Make sure…

Alright, let’s talk about this here…thingamajig, this Ultra Pro UP82481 Solid Deck Box. I ain’t no fancy expert or nothin’, but I know a thing or two about keepin’ stuff safe, ya know? Like, keepin’ yer good china from breakin’ or yer quilts from gettin’ moth-eaten. This box, well, it’s kinda like that, but for them… uh… them playin’ cards the young’uns are always gabbing about. So, what’s the big deal with this box? Well, first off, they say it’s made of somethin’ called “acid-free, non-PVC materials.” Sounds fancy, huh?…

Alright, listen up, y’all. We gonna talk about this here “summer box,” whatever that fancy city folks call it. I call it a “stuff sack,” and we gonna make our own. Twelve things, they say? Huh, I got more than twelve things just laying around my barn, but we’ll play their game. This here ain’t gonna be no store-bought, pretty-pretty box. It’s gonna be real, like me. First thing, you gotta get yourself a good bag. Forget them fancy waterproof this and that. We usin’ a feed sack. Yeah, the…

Alright, let’s gab about these here truck side tool boxes. You know, the kind you slap onto your truck bed? Yeah, them. I ain’t no expert, mind you, but I’ve seen a thing or two, and I know what’s what when it comes to keepin’ your stuff safe and sound. First off, why do you even need one of these things? Well, lemme tell ya, it’s a whole lot better than havin’ your tools and whatnots jumbled up in the back of your truck. Rain comes, they get wet. Sun…

Well, howdy there, y’all! Today, we’re gonna chitchat about somethin’ called “topless boxing.” Now, I ain’t no fancy city slicker, so I’m gonna tell it to ya straight, just like how we talk around the ol’ wood stove. First off, what in tarnation is this “topless boxing” anyway? From what I gather, it’s a bunch of gals, or maybe even fellas, I ain’t judgin’, dukin’ it out without their shirts on. Now, don’t go gettin’ your britches in a twist, it ain’t always what you think. Some folks call it…

Well, hello there! You wanna know about this Moomin DVD thing, huh? Alright, I’ll tell ya what I know. It’s a whole bunch of ’em, you see, like a whole box full of stories. My grandkid, that little rascal, told me about these Moomins. Said they’re some kind of…things. Hippos? Nah, not hippos. Somethin’ else. White and round, like big ol’ marshmallows, I reckon. So, this box set, it’s got all the shows, they say. Every single one. Must be a lot, ’cause my grandkid, he watches ’em all the…