Boxing

Alright, let’s talk about this 2004, 2005, 2006, and 2007 Lexus ES330 LH fuse box diagram thing. You know, cars these days, they got so many wires and whatnots, it’s a real headache! But I guess these fuses, they’re kinda important. Keeps things from blowin’ up, or so they say. Now, I ain’t no mechanic, but I can tell ya, findin’ the right fuse box can be a pain in the rear. First thing they tell ya is to look in the owner’s manual. Yeah, like I keep that thing…

Well now, let’s talk about them 2 ft tall banker boxes, ya hear? Folks call ’em all sorts of things – storage boxes, moving boxes, whatever. But to me, they’re just big ol’ boxes, good for stuffin’ things in. I ain’t no fancy expert, mind you, but I know a thing or two about keepin’ things tidy. These boxes, they come in all sorts of sizes, but we’re lookin’ at the ones about two foot tall, or thereabouts. That’s, let’s see, about this high, from my knee to… well, somewhere…

Well, let me tell ya somethin’ about them 1999 K1500 box racks. You know, back in the day, we didn’t have all these fancy things. We just piled stuff in the back of the truck and hoped it didn’t fall out! But times, they change, I guess. Now, if you got a 1999 Chevy K1500 or a GMC K1500, or even one of them Suburbans, you might be thinkin’ about gettin’ yourself a box rack. And let me tell ya, it ain’t a bad idea. Especially if you got a…

Alright, let’s talk about this here… whatchamacallit… 16 x 8 x 8 wall air register box thingy. Yep, that’s a mouthful, ain’t it? Sounds fancy, but it’s just a little box that goes in your wall. You know, for the air to come out. Hot air, cold air, whatever you got blowin’ in your house. Now, I ain’t no fancy contractor or nothin’, but I’ve seen my fair share of these things. My old man, he was always fixin’ stuff around the house. And let me tell ya, puttin’ in…

Alright, let’s talk about them crab wax boxes, the ones they say hold a bushel. I ain’t no fancy expert, but I’ve seen my fair share of these boxes, ya know? Gotta use ’em when you’re dealin’ with seafood. What are these crab wax boxes anyway? Well, they’re just cardboard boxes, but not the flimsy kind. These are tough, and they got this waxy stuff all over ’em. That wax, I reckon, it keeps the water from soaking through and makin’ the box fall apart. Smart, ain’t it? Keeps them…

Well, let me tell ya somethin’ about them 1 bushel crab wax boxes. You know, the ones they use for all them crabs? Yeah, them ones. They ain’t just any ol’ boxes, no sirree. I seen ’em use these boxes down by the docks, where them fellas bring in all the seafood. Them boxes, they’re somethin’ special, I tell ya. They got this waxy stuff all over ’em. Keeps the water out, see? Crabs, they like to be wet, but not too wet. These boxes, they keep ’em just right….

Alright, so you’re fiddlin’ with that there zite box thingy and can’t get in, huh? Password problems, I reckon. Happens to the best of us, even if we ain’t got no fancy book learnin’. Don’t you worry none, we’ll get you sorted. First off, don’t go throwin’ that box out the window. These things cost money, even if they don’t always act like it. Now, where was I? Oh yeah, the password. See, that there password is like a lock on your barn door. Keeps the critters out, ya know?…

Well, howdy there! Let’s talk about them shipping boxes, you know, the kind you stuff things in to send ’em off somewheres. We ain’t talkin’ ’bout no fancy-schmancy stuff here, just good ol’ boxes for gettin’ your things from here to there. Now, first things first, you gotta figure out how big a box you need. It ain’t rocket science, I tell ya. You just take whatever you’re sendin’, and you measure it. Yep, measure the length, the width, and don’t forget the height too. Just like when you’re measurin’…

Alright, let’s talk about these wooden weed stash boxes, the kind they make right here in the USA. You know, the ones for keepin’ your… uh… stuff safe and sound. I ain’t no expert, but I know a thing or two about things that last, and good wood, well, that’s somethin’ that lasts. First off, why wood? Well, it’s simple. Wood is strong. It ain’t gonna fall apart on ya like some of that cheap plastic stuff. And it looks nice, too. You can put it out on the table…

Well, let me tell ya somethin’ ’bout them women at boxing matches back in the regency era. It weren’t somethin’ proper ladies were supposed to do, ya know? But, bless their hearts, some of ’em just couldn’t stay away. See, back then, England was all about boxing. Big, strong fellas beatin’ the tar outta each other. Folks called it “pugilism” – fancy word, huh? The best boxer in England, well, he was the best in the whole wide world, they said. Only competition was them fellas over in America. Proper…