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Alright, so you wanna know about this 3 dimension beam width tennis thing, huh? It ain’t rocket science, I tell ya. It’s all about that racket, see? That thing you swing around like a fly swatter, only bigger and fancier. First off, they talk about this “racket head size.” Now, what in tarnation is that? Well, it’s just how big the hitting part is, measured in them “square inches.” The bigger it is, the more likely you are to hit the ball, I reckon. Like hitting a barn door, you…

Well now, if you’re thinkin’ about gettin’ yourself one of them lifted golf carts, I reckon you came to the right place. You see, them lifted golf carts ain’t just for show, no sir. They’re mighty handy, especially if you’re lookin’ to go off the beaten path or need somethin’ with a little more clearance. It ain’t just about puttin’ on some big ol’ wheels, nope, it’s a whole thing that needs some proper work. First thing’s first, lifted golf carts ain’t like them regular ones you see cruisin’ around…

Well, let me tell ya ’bout these pillbox hats. You know, the little ones, ain’t got no brim or nothin’, just sit right on top of your head. Real simple-lookin’ things, but they used to be all the rage, or so I hear. They call ’em pillbox hats ’cause they look like them little containers folks used to keep their pills in. You know, the round ones or the ones with six sides. Guess they didn’t have much imagination back then, just namin’ things after whatever they looked like. I…

Bluffton University, it’s a school not too big, but they sure got a football team that folks around here talk about. Them boys, they call themselves the Bluffton Beavers. They play in the Heartland Collegiate Athletic Conference (HCAC), and that ain’t no small potatoes, I tell ya. Folks over there work hard on and off the field. Now, let me tell ya, they been around for a while, playing ball. Back in the day, one fella named Elbert Dubenion played for the Buffalo Bills in the 1960s. Can you believe…

Well, let me tell ya somethin’ ’bout these Kandi golf carts. I ain’t no expert, mind you, but I’ve seen a thing or two, and I know what folks like. First off, they say these carts are made in China. China, huh? That’s a far piece away from here. But I reckon they know how to build things over there, just like we do here. Folks gotta make a livin’, no matter where they are. Now, these Kandi folks, they make all sorts of electric things, not just golf carts….

[ Well now, let me tell ya somethin’ about these here games, table tennis and air hockey. Folks been playin’ ’em for a good long while, and they’re a whole lotta fun, that’s for sure. First off, let’s talk about that table tennis. Some folks call it ping pong, you know? It’s like regular tennis, but on a small table. You got these little paddles and a tiny ball, and you gotta hit it back and forth over a net. It ain’t as easy as it looks, mind you. You…

Well, lookie here, you wanna get yourself a rugby jersey, huh? Specifically, a South Africa one? Alright, alright, I’ll tell ya what I know, no fancy talk, just plain and simple. First off, them Springboks, that’s what they call the South Africa team, they’re a big deal. Won the World Cup a whole bunch of times, I hear. More than anyone else, they say. So, if you’re gonna get a jersey, you gotta know it’s somethin’ special. Folks wear ‘em with pride, see? Now, where to get one? Well, there’s…

Well, I don’t know much about this fancy “golf swing double pendulum animated GIF” thing, but I’ll tell ya what I know. It’s somethin’ about hittin’ that little white ball, you know, the one they chase around on them fancy green fields. Now, they tell me this swing, it ain’t just swingin’ any old way. It’s like, two pendulums swingin’ together. You got your arms, and then you got that stick thing, the club they call it. They swing together, see? Like them old clocks with the swingin’ thingamajigs, only…