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This here talk is all ’bout that Brother Rice basketball. My grandson, he’s always going on and on about it, so I hear a thing or two, you know? They play that game with the orange ball, bouncing it up and down. Brother Rice, they seem to be doin’ alright this year, playin’ that basketball game. They got a bunch of young fellas, runnin’ back and forth. They say they play a lot of games. They won some and lose some, just like life. They won eight games in a…

That Wittenberg football, oh boy, it’s somethin’ else. I heard folks talkin’, sayin’ it’s the best thing since sliced bread. They say them boys, them Wittenberg Tigers, they sure know how to play that game. They run and they jump and they throw that ball. My old eyes ain’t what they used to be, but I can still

Yo, listen up, folks! Today we gonna talk about this thing, rugby dump body. That’s what them young’uns call it. It’s all about them rugby boys, how they get so big and strong. See, my grandson, he plays that game. Runs around, knocks folks over. He’s a big fella now, all muscle. So, this rugby dump body, it ain’t just about eatin’ your greens. Nah, it’s more than that. They do all sorts of things to get like that. Liftin’ heavy stuff, like them weights at the gym. Heard them…

Yo, listen up, folks! Today, I’m gonna yap about them Prince sneakers tennis. My old eyes ain’t what they used to be, but I still know a thing or two about good shoes. These things, they called Prince, like some fancy king or somethin’. They for playin’ that tennis game, with the rackets and the net. I seen ’em. White, mostly. Some got green, some got black. Like a field all covered in snow, but then you see the dirt and the grass peekin’ through. They look kinda nice, I…

Alright, alright, let’s talk about this here… pink tennis dress thing, ya hear? My old bones don’t know much about fancy tennis, but I know a thing or two about clothes, and pink… well, pink’s a color, ain’t it? So, a pink tennis dress, that’s a dress, for tennis, and it’s pink. Got it? Now, these young gals, they like to look good when they’re swattin’ that fuzzy ball. And why not? When I was young, we didn’t have no fancy pink tennis dresses. We wore whatever we had, mostly…

Well, let me tell ya somethin’ about this here “basketball immersion shirt,” whatever that fancy name means. Sounds like somethin’ them city folks would come up with, but I reckon it’s just a shirt you wear when you’re playin’ that ball game, right? Anyways, if you’re gonna be runnin’ around and throwin’ that ball, you need a shirt that ain’t gonna hold you back. You don’t want somethin’ tight and clingy, you know? Like them fancy “slim fit” things they sell in the stores now. Nah, you need somethin’ loose,…

Alright, listen up, y’all! Let’s talk about this here “Holy War 3 Codes” thing. I heard some young’uns jabberin’ about it, so I figured I’d poke around and see what the fuss is all about. Seems like it’s somethin’ about gettin’ strong in some kinda game, like them video games my grandson plays. He’s always yellin’ about “levelin’ up” and whatnot. Sounds like a whole lotta noise to me, but hey, if it makes them happy. So, this “Holy War 3” thingy, it’s got these “codes,” they say. Now, back…

Alright, listen up y’all, we gonna talk about them Texas Longhorns football jerseys today. You know, the ones them fellas wear when they’re out there throwin’ the pigskin and whatnot. Now, I ain’t no fancy expert or nothin’, but I know a thing or two about lookin’ good and supportin’ your team. And let me tell ya, nothin’ says “Go Longhorns!” like wearin’ one of them jerseys. First off, you gotta decide what kinda jersey you want. They got all sorts, you know? Them replica jerseys, they look just like…