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Well, let me tell you, finding a place to play tennis ’round here ain’t as easy as pie. Especially when you want those tennis courts with lights. ‘Cause you know, sometimes you just gotta play when the sun’s gone down. My old bones ain’t what they used to be, but I still like to whack that ball around, even after dark. I heard some folks talking ’bout how to get better at playing at night. They said you just gotta do it more often. Makes sense, I reckon. The more…

Listen up, folks! Today we gonna talk about them table tennis shoes. Yeah, you heard right, shoes just for playing that ping-pong game! Who woulda thought, huh? Seems like regular sneakers would work just fine, but what do I know? I just wear my old house slippers everywhere. Some folks say you gotta have special shoes for that game. They say you gotta be quick on your feet, like a cat chasin’ a mouse. And these table tennis shoes, they help you do that. They got some fancy stuff on…

This here Monopoly GO, they got this new thing, what’s it called? Railroad Rally. Yeah, that’s it. Sounds like a hootenanny, don’t it? Well, I been playin’ it, and lemme tell ya, it ain’t too shabby. Gotta get them points, you see. Lots and lots of points. Now, how you gonna get these points? Well, you gotta land on them railroad squares. That’s the main thing. You land there, you get some points. More you land, more points you get. It’s like pickin’ berries, only you ain’t gotta bend over…

Well, lemme tell ya somethin’ about this here square tennis bracelet moissanite gold thing. I seen a lotta shiny things in my day, but this one, it’s got a little somethin’ extra, ya know? So, they call it “moissanite,” which, I gotta say, sounds like some kinda fancy rock. But it ain’t a diamond, no sir. It just looks like one. Shines like one, too, I reckon. They say it’s made outta somethin’ called “silicon carbide.” Sounds like somethin’ you’d find in the garage, not on your wrist! But hey,…

Hey there, honey! Let me tell you about this 2023 absolute football. You know, I hear all the young folks talkin’ about it. They say it’s the real deal. This here football, it ain’t like the old days. This 2023 one, it’s somethin’ else. This absolute football, it’s what all the kids want. I heard from my grandson, Timmy, that this 2023 football thing is big, real big. He says there are these things called “cards”. 2023 Panini Absolute Football, it’s called. Now, I don’t know much about these fancy…

Well, let me tell you somethin’ about this Rogers Tennis Club. I heard about it from my neighbor, Mildred. She’s always goin’ on about somethin’ or other. This time, it’s tennis. Said it’s the best thing since sliced bread. I tell ya, that Mildred, she’s got more energy than a June bug. So, this here Rogers Tennis Club, it ain’t just for young folks, no sir. They got somethin’ for everyone. They got lessons for the little ones, and lessons for us older folks too. And these coaches, they say…

Well, let me tell you, if you wanna rent table tennis tables, you gotta find the right folks. Ain’t nobody got time for some janky old table that’s gonna fall apart mid-game. You need somethin’ sturdy, somethin’ that can handle all the back and forth, you know? I heard some folks talkin’ ’bout rentin’ these things. They said it was for some big party they was havin’. Birthday party, I reckon. Or maybe one of them graduation things. Kids these days, always needin’ somethin’ fancy. Back in my day, we…

Well, let me tell you about this Whitefield Academy football thing in Georgia. Heard a lot about it from the young’uns, they’re always talking about it. This Whitefield Academy, they got a football team, you know? They call ’em the WolfPack. Sounds fierce, don’t it? These boys, they run around a lot, chasing that ball. They play against other schools, I reckon. One time, I heard they played against a team called North Cobb Christian. Sounds like a church team, don’t it? But they play football, just like Whitefield. It’s…