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[Body] Alright, let’s talk about this “weddington tennis,” whatever that fancy name means. I guess it’s about some place where folks hit balls with rackets, right? Sounds like a lot of running around to me, but hey, young folks got energy to burn. So, this Weddington place, it’s in some city called Studio, yeah, Studio City. Never been there myself. Too busy workin’ the land, you know? But I heard tell it’s got these “courts.” Courts? Sounds like a place where judges hang out, but I reckon these are different….

Well, let me tell ya about this here Pinball M box art thing. I ain’t no fancy expert or nothin’, but I know what I like when I see it. It’s like lookin’ at a picture of a good ol’ apple pie – you just know it’s gonna be tasty. First off, what is this Pinball M anyways? Sounds like somethin’ my grandkids would be playin’. They’re always fiddlin’ with them Nintendo Switch contraptions. I tell ya, these young folks and their gadgets! Back in my day, we had real…

Alright, let’s gab about these tennis tote bags, you know, the ones all them fancy ladies carry around. I ain’t no tennis pro, mind you, but I’ve seen enough folks luggin’ their gear to know a thing or two about these bags. First off, what’s the big deal, right? Well, lemme tell ya, it ain’t just about lookin’ pretty. These bags, they gotta be sturdy. You’re crammin’ rackets, balls, water bottles – all sorts of stuff in there. You don’t want that thing bustin’ open on ya in the middle…

Alright, let’s talk about this Coco Gauff, you know, the tennis girl. Folks keep askin’ me, “Who’s gonna win? What’s gonna happen?” Well, I ain’t no fortune teller, but I’ve watched a match or two in my day, and I can tell ya what I see. Now, this Coco, she’s somethin’ else. Young, but strong like an ox. I saw her play the other day, and let me tell ya, she hits that ball harder than my old man used to chop wood! And fast? Whew! Like a chicken chasin’…

Okay, so you wanna know about them Springbok rugby jerseys, huh? Well, lemme tell ya what I know. It ain’t gonna be fancy, mind you, just plain talk, like I’m tellin’ ya over a cup of tea. First off, where you gonna get one? You gotta be careful, see? Lots of places tryin’ to sell ya stuff, but you want the real deal. Go to the official website, they call it . Don’t go lookin’ at other places, they might try to trick ya, take your money and give ya…

Alright, so you wanna know about this Benedict College football, huh? Well, let me tell ya, it’s a bunch of young fellas runnin’ around chasin’ a ball. That’s what it looks like to me, anyway. Benedict College Tigers, they call ’em. Sounds fierce, don’t it? Like they gonna pounce on ya. But really, they’re just boys, tryin’ their best to win some games. Good for ’em, I say. Keeps ’em outta trouble, maybe. Now, I ain’t no expert on this “football” stuff. Back in my day, we didn’t have time…

Alright, alright, lemme tell ya ’bout this basketball thing, you know, for the fellas. See, I heard some folks talkin’ ’bout findin’ places to play, “mens basketball leagues near me” they kept sayin’. Sounds fancy, but it just means places where the men folk can go run around and throw that orange ball, y’know? So, first thing’s first, where d’ya live? Big city? Small town? Makes a difference, see? If you’re in a big place, you got more choices, like them fancy “Y” places. The YMCA, they call it. Got…

Well, howdy there, folks! Let’s gab a bit about this here “jr golf scoreboard,” y’know, the thingamajig what tells ya’ll how them young’uns are doin’ on the golf course. I ain’t no fancy golf pro or nothin’, just an old gal who likes watchin’ them youngsters swing their sticks. So, first off, what in tarnation is this “jr golf scoreboard”? It’s like a big ol’ board, ‘cept it’s mostly on that there computer thingy now, that shows ya’ll who’s ahead and who’s trailin’ behind in them junior golf games. See,…

Alright, let me tell ya ’bout this Laing and Kelsey basketball thing. I ain’t no expert, mind you, but I hear tell they’re stirrin’ up a ruckus in the sports world. Now, from what I gather, these Laing and Kelsey fellas ain’t just any ol’ basketball players. They’re up there with the best, somethin’ like fifth best in their whole program’s history, or so they say. That’s a mighty big deal, I reckon. Seems like they got what it takes to go far, maybe even shake up the whole basketball…