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Alright, let’s talk about this 2012 Cushman Shuttle 8 golf cart and that beeping thing when it goes backwards. You know, the one that hollers at ya so you don’t run into nothin’. We gotta figure out where that noisy little bugger is, right? So, this here cart, the 2012 Cushman Shuttle 8, it’s got this reverse warnin’ alarm. Real important, that is, ‘specially if you got kids runnin’ around or if you’re like me and sometimes back up without lookin’ good. It’s supposed to beep, beep, beep when you…

Alright, let me tell ya ’bout this here… uh… Brooks Brothers Rugby Shirt. Yeah, that’s it. My grandson, he got one, fancy thing, looks like a striped shirt but he says it’s special. So, what’s the big deal, right? It’s a shirt. But this ain’t no ordinary shirt, I guess. They got all sorts, see? High-quality, they say. Means it’s good, won’t fall apart after ya wash it a few times, I reckon. They got different brands too, whatever that means. Sounds like a bunch of fancy names for the…

Alright, so you wanna know about this UAA basketball, huh? Lemme tell ya, it’s a whole lotta runnin’ and jumpin’ with a ball. I ain’t no expert, but I can tell ya what I see. It’s like, these young fellas, they go up and down the court, throwin’ that ball around, tryin’ to get it in the hoop. Sounds simple enough, right? Ha! You try doin’ it for a whole game, see how easy it is. University of Alaska Anchorage Seawolves, that’s what they call ’em. Fancy name, ain’t it?…

Alright, let’s talk about these 2undr night shift boxer things, you know, the ones for the men. I ain’t no expert, but I’ve seen a thing or two, and I can tell you what’s what. First off, they say these boxers are good for keeping things cool down there. You know, like, when you’re working hard or sleeping. I guess that’s important, especially for you young fellas. Nobody wants things all hot and sweaty, right? It’s like, you wear thick clothes in the summer, you’re gonna sweat. You wear these……

Well, howdy there! Let me tell ya somethin’ ’bout this… this “all blacks rugby shop,” ya know? Folks keep jabberin’ about it, so I figured I’d poke around and see what all the fuss is about. First off, they got all sorts of rugby gear. Jerseys, them shirts with the collars, hoodies… you name it, they probably got it. Said it’s “official” stuff, whatever that means. Sounds fancy, but I reckon it just means it’s the real deal, not some cheap knock-off from down the road. And the jackets! My,…

Alright, let’s talk about this here… whatchamacallit… 16 x 8 x 8 wall air register box thingy. Yep, that’s a mouthful, ain’t it? Sounds fancy, but it’s just a little box that goes in your wall. You know, for the air to come out. Hot air, cold air, whatever you got blowin’ in your house. Now, I ain’t no fancy contractor or nothin’, but I’ve seen my fair share of these things. My old man, he was always fixin’ stuff around the house. And let me tell ya, puttin’ in…

Alright, so, you wanna hear about this Kimberly football, huh? Lemme tell ya, it’s a whole lotta fuss about boys runnin’ around with a ball. Don’t ask me all the fancy rules, I just watch ’em go back and forth, same as everyone else. Now, I heard tell they had some kinda game, a big one, see? They call it “high school football,” like it’s somethin’ special. Well, these Kimberly fellas, they played, and I guess they won. Won big, they did, 38 to 20, or somethin’ like that. Beat…

Alright, let’s talk about these rugby shirts, you know, the ones them fellas wear when they’re runnin’ around and smackin’ into each other. I seen ’em on TV, them big strong boys, they wear these shirts and they look tough as nails. So, what’s the big deal about ’em, right? Well, first off, they ain’t just any old shirts. They gotta be tough, ya hear? These boys are pullin’ and tuggin’ on each other, and them shirts gotta hold up. I heard tell some of them fancy brands, like Nike…