Scott

Alright, let’s talk about this Vin Pastore fella and his basketball team at Bradford Christian Academy in 2024. I ain’t no fancy sports writer, mind you, just tellin’ it like I see it. This boy, Vin, he’s got himself a pretty darn good record, that’s for sure. Now, I heard tell they got some polls, coaches doin’ the votin’ and such. Seems like folks are noticin’ what Vin and his team are doin’. And there’s this young fella, Antonio Pemberton, just a freshman, but people are sayin’ he’s gonna be…

Well, let me tell ya somethin’ about them Little Cypress-Mauriceville High School football coaches back in ‘97. Don’t rightly remember all their names now, my memory ain’t what it used to be, you know? Too much water under the bridge, as they say. But I recollect it was a big deal, football always was in them parts. Now, back then, football was everything. The whole town would shut down for the games, seems like. Friday nights, under them bright lights, the air cracklin’ with excitement. You could smell the hot…

Well, hello there, everyone! Let me tell you a thing or two about these women’s rugby shirts. You know, the kind them gals wear when they’re runnin’ around and thumpin’ into each other on that field. I’ve seen ‘em on TV, them ladies are tough, tougher than some of the men I know, always getting their shirts dirty. First off, you gotta know there’s all sorts of these shirts. Some are just plain ol’ T-shirts, you know, the kind you wear every day. But these ones got, like, rugby stuff…

Alright, listen up, y’all. Let’s talk about this… what’s it called? Section V Boys Basketball. Yeah, that’s it. Sounds fancy, but it’s just kids runnin’ around with a ball, tryin’ to throw it in a hoop. Just like my grandkids do in the yard, ‘cept these kids got a big arena and lots of folks watchin’. So, this Section V thing, it’s a big deal, I guess. They got these teams, see? Like, high school teams, I reckon. And they all play each other, tryin’ to win. It’s like a…

Alright, let’s talk about them pool basketball goals, you know, the ones you throw balls into in the water. I ain’t no fancy expert or nothin’, but I’ve seen a thing or two, and I know what folks like. First off, you gotta figure out what kind of pool you got. Is it one of them big in-ground ones, or somethin’ smaller, you know, the kind you put up in the yard? That matters, see, ’cause you don’t want a giant hoop for a tiny pool, or a little dinky…

Well, let me tell ya, that there rugby match between Scotland and England, it was somethin’ else, alright! They call it the Calcutta Cup, fancy name for a good ol’ scrap if you ask me. Scotland done whooped England again, 30 to 21, that’s what the score was. Folks was sayin’ England was gonna be tough this year, but Scotland, they showed ’em, didn’t they? That big fella, Duhan van der Merwe, he was like a runaway tractor, just plowin’ through them English boys. Heard tell he scored a record…

Alright, let’s talk about this Yamaha Yamalube 2-stroke golf cart thing. You know, them golf carts, they ain’t just for fancy folks no more. Even us regular people, we got ’em now, and gotta keep ’em runnin’ good. First thing’s first, you gotta use the right oil. Don’t go puttin’ just any old stuff in there. It’s like feedin’ your chickens somethin’ they ain’t supposed to eat – they get sick, and then no eggs! Same with the golf cart. Yamalube, that’s what they say to use. It’s like the…

Well, let me tell you about this Kaka football jersey thing, you know? Folks keep jabberin’ about it, so I figured I’d poke around and see what the fuss is all about. First off, seems like you can get these jerseys for all sorts of teams Kaka played for. That AC Milan place, the Real Madrid fellas, and even that Brazil bunch. Man, that fella got around, didn’t he? They got all sorts of colors too, home, away, and even a third one, whatever that means. Sounds fancy, huh? Now,…