Scott

Well, howdy there, folks! Today we gonna yak about these here golf clubs, you know, the 63 golf clubs set full. Don’t know much ’bout fancy golf, but I know a thing or two ’bout getting your money’s worth. So, let’s get down to brass tacks, shall we? Now, if you’re just startin’ out with this golf thingy, you don’t wanna go breakin’ the bank, right? I heard tell you can get yourself a starter set for, what, around 300 dollars? That sounds ’bout right for somethin’ you ain’t sure…

Well, let me tell ya ’bout these 4×4 golf carts, you know, the kind city folks use to run around on them fancy golf courses. But we ain’t talkin’ ’bout no golf course today, no sirree. We’re talkin’ ’bout makin’ these things work for us, for real work, ya hear? What’s a 4×4 Golf Cart Anyway? Now, a regular golf cart, that’s just two wheels drivin’. But a 4×4, that’s all four wheels workin’ hard, pullin’ and pushin’ like a good mule team. You get yourself a 4×4 golf cart,…

Hey there, y’all! Today, we’re gonna gab a bit about them black shadow box frames. You know, the ones that look all fancy-like but ain’t gotta cost a fortune, especially when they’re on sale. Yep, we’re talkin’ black shadow box frame on sale black, just like the title says. Now, what in the tarnation is a shadow box frame, you might ask? Well, it’s like a regular picture frame, but it’s got this extra space inside, like a little box. You can stick stuff in there, not just flat pictures….

Alright, let’s talk about this Amber Maldonado Cowell. I heard some folks whisperin’ about her, so I figured I’d spill what I know, the way I know how. Don’t expect no fancy words from me, just plain talk. Who’s this Amber Maldonado Cowell anyway? Well, she’s the mama of that young fella, Cade Cowell, the one who kicks the ball real good. You know, the soccer player. Folks say she’s got Mexican blood in her, which makes Cade half-Mexican, I guess. Heard tell she’s a quiet one, not one for…

Alright, so you wanna know about this Klein Oak tennis thing, huh? Let me tell ya, it’s somethin’ alright. Kids these days, always runnin’ around with their rackets and balls. But hey, keeps ’em outta trouble, I guess. First off, they got this thing called tryouts. You know, like when they see if your kid’s good enough to play. Gotta show up, gotta be ready to run around like a chicken with its head cut off. If your young’un ain’t there, well, they ain’t gonna play, simple as that. Gotta…

Well, let me tell ya ’bout them Ireland rugby jerseys, you know, the green ones the fellas wear when they’re out there on the field, tossin’ that funny-shaped ball around. Now, I don’t know much about this “rugby” business, but I see them jerseys all over the place, especially when there’s a big game on. Seems like everybody and their brother wants one. They’re green, real green, like that grass out in the pasture after a good rain. And they got this little shamrock thingy on ’em, which I reckon…

Alright, listen up, y’all. Let’s talk about this here Oklahoma football 3×5 flag, you know, the one you hang outside your house to show them city folks who you rootin’ for. Now, I ain’t no fancy college professor, but I know a thing or two about showin’ your team spirit. You see, this flag, it ain’t just a piece of cloth. It’s… it’s… like, like a big ol’ shout-out to them Sooners. Yeah, that’s it. A big ol’ shout-out! This here flag, it’s a good size, ya hear? Three feet…

Alright, let’s talk about this… uh… Michigan football wallpaper stuff, ya know? My grandson, he’s always yappin’ about it, says it’s gotta be on the computer and the phone and whatnot. So, what is this “Michigan football wallpaper” thing anyway? Well, from what I gather, it’s just pictures, ya know? Pictures of them football fellas from Michigan. Them Wolverines, they call ’em. Always runnin’ around in blue and yellow, like a buncha bumblebees! But people, they like these pictures, they wanna stick ’em everywhere. On their phones, on their computers……