Scott

Hey there, you wanna hear about these ryka tennis shoes? Well, let me tell you, my old feet ain’t what they used to be. I need something that’s good for walking, you know, getting around the yard and all. These Ryka shoes, they seem pretty good, I heard. I’ve been needing new shoes. I heard Nike and Adidas are pretty good shoes, but Ryka shoes, I think maybe they are better for me. My granddaughter, she’s always on that internet thing, she told me about these ryka tennis shoes. Said…

You wanna know about today’s final jeopardy question, huh? Well, lemme tell ya, it ain’t always easy to figure out. Sometimes them questions is tricky, like a fox in the henhouse. But I seen a lot in my day, and I’ll do my best to explain it to ya. So, this here Jeopardy thing, it’s a show on the TV. And they got these folks, smart as whips, answerin’ questions. But it ain’t like your regular quiz. They give ya the answer, and you gotta figure out the question. Sounds…

This here perforated tennis grip, you see, it ain’t just some fancy thing. It’s what makes or breaks your game, I tell ya. Now, I ain’t no expert, but I’ve seen a thing or two in my time, and I know a good grip when I see one. First off, you gotta know that a tennis racket handle, it’s got eight sides. Eight! Who knew, right? But that’s how it is. Like a stop sign, but skinny. And these sides, they help you hold the thing right. You don’t just…

Well, let me tell you, I seen a thing or two in my day. These young folks today, they all crazy ’bout this Nike rugby jersey. What in tarnation is a rugby, anyway? Sounds like some kinda fancy rug to me. But, you know, gotta keep up with the times, I reckon. So, I done some lookin’ into this here Nike rugby jersey thing. Seems like everybody and their brother wants one of these shirts. Now, I ain’t one to judge, but these shirts, they ain’t cheap! But folks, they…

Well, let me tell you, this pool table tennis thing, it ain’t as easy as it looks. You see them young folks on TV, they make it seem like a breeze. But I tried it, and my old bones, they just ain’t what they used to be. First off, you need that special table. It’s like a pool table, but it’s for table tennis, you see? And it’s green, not like them blue pool tables. And it got a net in the middle. That net, it’s important. You gotta hit…

That Alameda High School Hornets football, oh boy, they sure are somethin’. Heard a lot about ’em. That’s varsity football, the big boys, ya know? They play real hard, them Alameda High School Hornets. They got games, lots of ’em. Playin’ other schools. Gotta check the schedule, I reckon. You wanna see when they playin’ and who they playin’ against. The Alameda Hornets football schedule, that’s what you need. Got all the dates and times, I suppose. And who they up against, them other teams. Opponents, they call ’em. They…

Alright, let’s get this straight about them golf carts in Beaufort, North Carolina. Folks wanna ride ’em on the roads, they gotta know the rules. Don’t wanna get yerself in a pickle with the law, now do ya? First off, Beaufort lets you drive golf carts on city streets. That’s the good news. But hold yer horses, not on every street. You gotta stay off them big roads, the ones the state or the feds own, and them country roads too. Them’s for cars and trucks, not yer little golf…

Alright, let’s talk about these basketball compression shorts, you know, the tight ones the young fellas wear on the court. I’ve seen them boys runnin’ around, and I gotta say, they look like they’re squeezed into sausages, but seems like they do somethin’ good, or they wouldn’t wear ’em, right? First off, what are these things anyway? Well, they’re like them biker shorts, but for basketball. They’re tight, real tight. I reckon they hold everything in place, if you know what I mean. Keeps everything snug, they say. Like a…