Scott

Well, howdy there! Let’s talk about them fancy houses in Asheville, North Carolina. You know, the ones with all the fixin’s. We’re lookin’ at them 55 and older spots, ’cause, you know, we ain’t gettin’ any younger, are we? Heck, no! So, these places, they got it all. Luxury, they call it. I call it livin’ high on the hog. We’re talkin’ golf, tennis, swimming pools… the whole shebang. Imagine, wakin’ up and hittin’ them little white balls around. Or smackin’ a tennis ball back and forth. Or just floatin’…

Alright, so you wanna know about this Randolph Macon basketball, huh? Well, lemme tell ya what I know, even if I don’t understand all them fancy words. First off, they got this team, the Yellow Jackets. Sounds kinda scary, like a bunch of wasps, but they’re just young fellas runnin’ around with a ball. They play for some school, Randolph-Macon College, down in a place called Ashland, in Virginia. I heard it’s a pretty big deal down there. Now, these Yellow Jackets, they’re in somethin’ called NCAA Division III. Don’t…

[Body] Well, let me tell ya somethin’ about these here “minis disc golf” thingamajigs. I ain’t no expert, mind you, but I’ve seen ’em around and heard the young’uns chatterin’. Sounds like a whole lotta fuss over tiny little discs, if you ask me. First off, what are they? From what I gather, they’re just itty-bitty versions of them flyin’ saucers the kids throw around in the park. You know, the ones that go whizzin’ past your head and sometimes land in the darnedest places? Yeah, these minis are like…

Alright, let’s talk about them tennis nets, you know, the thing they stretch across the court. I seen a whole bunch of ‘em in my day, all sorts. Some fancy, some not so much. But they all gotta do the same thing, keep them balls from flyin’ all over the place. First off, you got your big, fancy nets, the ones they use in them big tournaments on TV. Them things are heavy duty, ya know? Gotta be, with them fellas whacking the ball so hard. They say these nets…

Alright, so you’re lookin’ at them “Hey Dude” golf shoes, huh? Well, let me tell ya, I’ve seen a whole heap of shoes in my time, and these here “Hey Dudes,” they got folks talkin’. Don’t rightly know what a “dude” is, but these shoes, they seem comfy enough. Now, I ain’t no fancy golfer, you understand. I just like to walk around, and if I can whack a ball now and then without fallin’ over, well, that’s a good day. But these shoes, they say they’re light. That’s good,…

Well now, let me tell ya about the 1972 North Carolina football team. Back in those days, the Tar Heels were somethin’ to talk about. They played like they had something to prove, and they sure did make a name for themselves. This team was part of the NCAA University Division, and they represented the University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill. Now, you might not know this, but the 1972 season was a big one for the Heels. They ended up with a record that had folks talkin’ all…