Scott

Well, howdy there! Let me tell ya somethin’ ’bout them DPL Ball Fields and Brooke-Gould Memorial Tennis Complex in Eaton, Ohio. It ain’t nothin’ fancy, but it’s a good place to get yerself movin’ and havin’ a bit of fun, ya know? First off, you got them DPL Ball Fields. I reckon that stands for somethin’, but I ain’t got a clue what. Anyways, they got summertime games there. You know, kids runnin’ around, folks yellin’, bats crackin’. It’s a real hoot! You can bring yer young’uns, let ’em loose,…

Well, let me tell ya somethin’ about this here… Valorant Episode 9. Folks been buzzin’ about it like bees ’round a honeypot, so I figured I’d spill the beans, the way I see it. Now, they say Episode 9 Act 1, that’s gonna kick off on June 25th. Don’t ask me what “Act” means, sounds fancy, but all I know is that’s when the new stuff starts. They say it’ll be around 2 p.m. PT, whatever that means. Probably somethin’ for them city folks. Anyways, soon as the old Episode…

Well, let me tell ya somethin’ about dogs and them tennis balls. You see, it ain’t just a ball, no sirree. It’s more than that. It’s like… like a best friend, you know? A little yellow-green buddy that makes them dogs happy as clams. I seen it with my own eyes, plenty of times. A dog, tail waggin’ like crazy, eyes all bright and shiny, just chasin’ after that ball. It’s somethin’ else, I tell ya. They bring it back, droppin’ it at your feet, pantin’ and lookin’ all proud….

Alright, listen up, y’all! Let’s talk about this here… uh… Grambling women’s basketball. Yeah, that’s it. Them ladies playing ball, you know? So, first things first, where do these gals even play? It’s at some college, a big place called Grambling State University. Sounds fancy, huh? They got themselves a team called the Tigers. Fierce name, I tell ya! They got this basketball thing going on, and people seem to care about it, so I guess it’s important. Now, I hear tell there’s a schedule for these games. You know,…

Alright, so listen up, y’all gonna hear about this Fort Cherry football, yeah? Don’t know much about fancy words or nothin’, but I’ll tell ya like it is. Fort Cherry, they got a football team. Them boys play hard, real hard. I seen ’em runnin’ and thumpin’ each other, reminds me of them wild hogs back in the day, always chasin’ and scramblin’. Heard tell they had a game, a big one, a “playoff game” they called it. Sounded important, like when the preacher comes to town for that big…

Alright, let’s talk about these rugby hoodies, you know, the ones them young folks like to wear. I seen ’em around, all colors and such. First off, what in the tarnation is a rugby hoodie anyway? Well, it’s like a sweater, but with a hood. You know, like what you wear when it’s a bit chilly outside, but not cold enough for a real coat. These young fellers, they wear ’em all the time, runnin’ around, playin’ their games. Seems comfy enough, I guess. Now, where can you get these…

Alright, let’s talk about where to get them wooden boxes, you know, the ones from other countries. Folks always wantin’ fancy stuff, not just the plain ol’ boxes we got here. What are these wooden boxes for anyway? Well, some folks use ’em for keepin’ their things safe. You know, like when you move stuff or send somethin’ in the mail. They gotta be strong, these boxes, so nothin’ breaks. Some countries make real strong boxes, gotta say. Protect them good, like fancy plates or somethin’. I heard they use…

Alright, let’s talk about these rugby shoes, or boots as some folks call ’em. You know, the ones them fellas wear when they’re runnin’ around like crazy on that field, tossin’ that funny-shaped ball. Now, I don’t know much about fancy sports, but I know a thing or two about shoes, seein’ as I been wearin’ ’em my whole life. What kind of rugby shoes you need? Well, it ain’t just one kind, that’s for sure. It’s like pickin’ beans, you gotta know what you’re lookin’ for. Them fellas that…

Alright, let’s talk about this here… football towel thing. You know, those things them fellas carry around on the field. I see ‘em all the time on the TV, them young’uns runnin’ around with a towel hangin’ off their pants. Now, I ain’t no fancy expert or nothin’, but even I can see them towels ain’t just for show. First off, them boys get sweaty, real sweaty. Runnin’ and jumpin’ and whatnot, gotta be hot work. So, they use them towels to wipe their hands, I reckon. Can’t be easy…