Peyton

Oh, honey, let me tell you about this charm box thing. It’s like a little treasure chest, it is! You put all your little shiny things in it, keepsakes and such. My neighbor, she’s got one, and it’s just the fanciest thing. I reckon it’s the best thing since sliced bread. You won’t believe it. What’s a Charm Box? Well, this charm box, it’s like a special box, you know? Not just any old box. It’s a box for your charms. And what are charms, you ask? Those little trinkets,…

This bionic men’s reliefgrip 2.0 golf glove, it’s somethin’ else. I ain’t never seen nothin’ like it. My grandson, he’s always on about this golf stuff, got all kinds of fancy gear. He showed me this glove, said it’s special. Said it helps ya hold onto that club real good. Now, I don’t know much about golf, but I know a good grip when I see one. Like holdin’ onto a chicken when you’re tryin’ to wring its neck, gotta have a good grip. This glove, it’s got these pads…

Yo, listen up, folks! Today we gonna talk about them caterpillar boxes. Yeah, you heard me right. Caterpillar boxes. Big machines, them things is. Not the little buggies, mind ya. These here are the big boys, the diggers. They got boxes, too, like them tool boxes, you see. I seen ’em, these caterpillar boxes. They keep all them tools in them. Wrenches and screwdrivers and such. Keep ’em safe, ya know? So they don’t get all rusty and what not. You don’t want your tools to get rusty, it makes…

Hey there, you wanna know ’bout this CIAC basketball thing, huh? Well, I heard some folks talkin’ ’bout it down at the market, seems like a big deal ’round here. They say it’s some kinda basketball games for the young’uns in school. Lots of jumpin’ and runnin’, I reckon. Now, I ain’t no expert on this CIAC basketball, but I hear them sayin’ somethin’ ’bout “scores” and “brackets”. Sounds complicated to me. I just like watchin’ them kids run around and have fun. They got all that energy, you know?…

Well, well, well, lookie here! It’s 2024, and them Germany women’s football team jerseys are all the rage for the Paris Olympics. You know, them sporty gals need something to wear, right? And these jerseys, they’re something else, I tell ya. I heard from someone who heard from someone else that these new Germany jerseys for the 2024 Olympics are made by Adidas. Big name, that one. Probably costs an arm and a leg. They say it’s based on their regular shirt, but with some fancy changes. Like, instead of…

Oh, honey, you want to know about this here box water valve key? Well, I tell ya, it ain’t rocket science, but it can be a real pain in the neck if you don’t know what you’re doin’. My old man, bless his soul, he used to handle all this kind of stuff. Now it’s just me, and I gotta figure it all out myself. So, this water valve key thing, it’s for turnin’ the water on and off, right? You got this box, usually out front of your place….

Well, let me tell you about these basketball practice jerseys. You see, my grandson, he’s a tall one, loves his basketball. Plays all the time, that boy. And he needed some new clothes for practice, you know? Can’t be wearin’ his good Sunday clothes out on the court. So, I started lookin’ around. These basketball practice jerseys, they’re somethin’ else. These things are made of some kinda special cloth. It ain’t cotton, that’s for sure. Feels kinda slippery, but they say it lets the boys sweat and keeps ’em cool….

That Flint Hill School, you know, they got a football field. What’s that name? I heard people talking about it, but my old brain just can’t remember. That school, it’s been around a long time, since way back in 1956, I think. Some folks call it a college prep school. That’s for kids who want to go to college, I reckon. They got a football team, those Flint Hill boys. They call ’em the Huskies. Heard they won a game not too long ago. Beat that St. James bunch. 27…

Well, well, well, look what the cat dragged in! Heard some news, some sad news, ’bout that Scott Ross fella. Yeah, that’s the one, used to be on that TV show, what’s it called… The 700 Club? Yep, that’s the one. Heard he passed on. Scott Ross died, they say. Lord have mercy. He was a good lookin’ fella, always smilin’ and talkin’ ’bout the good Lord. Heard he interviewed all them famous folks, too. Singers and movie stars and what not. He did that for years and years. They…