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Alright, let’s talk about this 4f2 golf weight thing, or whatever you young folks call it. I don’t know much about these fancy numbers and letters, but I’ll tell ya what I know about them golf sticks. What them numbers on the golf clubs mean? Well, it’s like this. Them numbers, they ain’t just there for show. They tell ya somethin’ ‘bout the club, see? Like how far the ball gonna go when ya whack it. Low numbers, like a 1 or a 2, that means the ball gonna fly…

Well, let’s talk about this here box Christmas tree thing, you know? Folks been yappin’ about it, so I figured I’d chime in. Now, some folks, they go out and buy them fake trees. Plastic, I reckon. They say it’s good for the earth, using it year after year. But I tell ya, nothin’ beats a real tree, a real natural Christmas tree. Smells better, feels better, just plain better, you know? But gettin’ a real tree, well, you gotta make sure it ain’t all dried up. A good tree,…

Well, howdy there! Let’s yak a bit about this here Jackson Hole golf and tennis watercolor thing, alright? First off, what in tarnation is it? Sounds fancy, like somethin’ them city folks do. But from what I gather, it’s got somethin’ to do with paintin’ pictures, you know, with them water paints. And it’s happenin’ over at that golf and tennis place in Jackson Hole. Now, I ain’t never held no fancy paint brush in my life. My hands are used to workin’ the land, milkin’ cows, and fixin’ fences….

Well, let me tell ya ’bout this Hudlow Tennis Center, ya hear? It’s down there in Norcross, Georgia. Yep, Norcross. They got a whole bunch of tennis courts, like, seventeen of ’em. And they ain’t just any courts, mind you, they got lights! So you can play even when it gets dark, which is mighty handy. Now, this place ain’t just some dusty ol’ courts, no sir. It’s part of a big park, they call it Best Friend Park. Sounds real nice, doesn’t it? This park ain’t just for tennis…

Wall Mount Basketball Goal Wall Mount Basketball Goal: Get Your Game On! Hey there, y’all! Let’s talk about them basketball goals you can stick on the wall. You know, the kind that don’t take up all your yard space. I ain’t no expert, but I’ve seen a thing or two, and I can tell you what’s what. First off, you gotta think about how big that backboard thingy is gonna be. Them NBA fellas, they use a big ol’ one, like 72 inches wide and 42 inches tall. But for…

Alright, let’s talk about these Barbarian rugby shirts, you know, the ones them fellas wear when they’re runnin’ around smackin’ into each other. Now, I ain’t no expert on fancy clothes or nothin’, but I know a good shirt when I see one. And these Barbarian shirts, well, they seem pretty sturdy, like they could take a beatin’. That’s important, see, ’cause them rugby fellas, they ain’t exactly gentle. First off, where can you even get yer hands on one of these things? Seems like you can find ’em online,…

Well, let me tell ya ’bout them EC Glass girls tennis players. Them gals, they’re somethin’ else, I tell ya. They been playin’ their hearts out on that there court, smackin’ that fuzzy yellow ball back and forth. I heard tell they got a real good team this year. Folks sayin’ they’re a “significant force” in the tennis world. Now, I don’t know much ’bout that “significant force” stuff, sounds fancy. But I do know they been winnin’ a whole heap of matches. They won six and lost two, that’s…

Alright, listen up, y’all. We gonna talk about this St. John Fisher basketball, you hear? I don’t know much about fancy sports, but I know when folks are gettin’ all riled up about somethin’, it must be important. So, this St. John Fisher, they got themselves a basketball team, a bunch of young fellas runnin’ around, throwin’ a ball. Seems like a lot of fuss for a ball, but hey, what do I know? The Cardinals, that’s what they call ’em. Sounds fancy, like somethin’ you’d see on them picture…