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Alright, alright, listen up y’all, let’s talk about them USA men’s basketball tickets. You know, the ones for watchin’ them tall fellas throw that orange ball around. Everybody’s always yappin’ about it, so I figured I’d tell ya what I know, or what I heard anyways. First off, where you gonna get these tickets? Well, I ain’t exactly sure, but I heard tell of a place called, uh… “Sporting News.” Yeah, that’s it. They say they got the lowdown on all sorts of games, even that “March Madness” thing they…

Well, howdy there! Let’s yak about this here “unr women’s basketball schedule” thing. I ain’t no fancy expert, mind you, but I can tell ya what I know, and I reckon that’s plenty enough. First off, these girls, they play in somethin’ called the “Mountain West Conference.” Sounds highfalutin’, don’t it? But it just means they play against other college gals in that group. They’re part of a bigger thing too, called the “NCAA,” which I guess is like the big boss of all them college sports. Now, about this…

Alright, let’s talk about this TSSAA boys basketball thingy, the one they had in 2024. You know, the one with all them young fellas runnin’ around, throwin’ the ball. First off, I heard tell you gotta pay to get in. Twelve dollars if you buy your ticket online ahead of time. That GoFan thing, whatever that is. Sounds fancy. But if you wait, it’s gonna cost ya fifteen dollars at the gate. Fifteen dollars! That’s a lot of money, I tell ya. Could buy a whole mess of grits with…

Alright, let’s gab about this 22-foot bus box thing, or whatever you call it. Sounds fancy, but it ain’t nothin’ but a big ol’ box on wheels, right? Now, I ain’t no expert, but I’ve seen a thing or two in my days, and I reckon I can tell ya a bit about pickin’ one of these things. First off, why do ya need such a big thing? Are ya movin’ a whole house? Got a lotta junk? Or maybe you’re fancy and wanna turn it into one of them…what…

Alright, let’s talk about this here Silverback basketball hoop. Folks keep askin’ me about it, so I figured I’d spill the beans, ya know? This ain’t no fancy talk, just plain speakin’ from what I seen and heard. First off, some folks say this Silverback thing is a “permanent option.” That just means you stick it in the ground and it stays put. Like plantin’ a tree, but for basketball. Now, that’s good if you got a spot you wanna keep for hoops all the time. No draggin’ it around…

Alright, let’s talk about them rugby tops for women, you know, the ones the girls wear when they’re runnin’ around and whatnot. What are these rugby tops anyway? Well, they ain’t just any ol’ shirts, I tell ya. These are them tough shirts, made for playin’ rugby, but I see gals wearin’ ’em all over the place now. They’re kinda like them regular shirts, but tougher, you know? Made to last, I reckon. You got all sorts of brands, too. Big names like Nike and Adidas, them fellas make ’em….

Alright, let’s talk about this Wales rugby jumper, or whatever you young folks call it these days. You know, those shirts the fellas wear when they’re runnin’ around smackin’ into each other on the telly. What’s the Big Deal with Wales Rugby Anyway? Now, I ain’t no expert, mind you, but even I know Wales is a big deal when it comes to this rugby thing. Been playin’ it for donkey’s years, they say. Two hundred years, someone told me! That’s a lot of smackin’ and runnin’, I tell ya….

Alright, let’s talk about them tennis girls from E.C. Glass. Heard they’re pretty good, yeah, real good. E.C. Glass Girls Tennis, that’s what they call ’em. Been winnin’ and winnin’, like a hen peckin’ corn, never stoppin’. So, I heard on the radio, or maybe it was the TV, hard to keep track these days, anyways, they said these girls, they beat Jamestown. Five to one, they said. Five to one! That’s like squashin’ a bug, ain’t it? Just whoomp, and it’s done. Heard they’re goin’ to some big championship…