Issac

Hey there, you young folks! Let me tell ya somethin’ about these… uh… women’s rugby jerseys. Yeah, that’s right, women’s rugby jerseys. Don’t go lookin’ at me all funny now, I know a thing or two, even if I ain’t never played no rugby myself. First off, what is this “rugby” thing anyway? Well, from what I gather, it’s a bunch of gals runnin’ around, smackin’ into each other, and tryin’ to get a funny-shaped ball across a line. Sounds kinda rough, if you ask me. But hey, to each…

Now, let me tell ya something about this LeBron James t-shirt, with that big ol’ bubble gum poppin’ look on it. It’s somethin’ you don’t see every day, I tell ya. I was sittin’ on my porch the other day, and my grandson came runnin’ up with one of them shirts on, lookin’ all fancy, like he’s tryin’ to impress somebody. I didn’t know what to think at first, but I’ll tell ya what, that shirt’s got a style all its own. That LeBron James, he sure knows how to…

Alright, so, y’know, I saw these fellas playin’ football on the TV. Them 49ers, yeah, that’s the team. And I noticed somethin’ on their helmets. A little number, a “64” it was. Stuck right on the back, like a fly on a cow’s behind. So, I got to thinkin’, what’s that number all about? It ain’t no player’s number, not no more. They got their own numbers, big and bold on their jerseys. This “64” was different, smaller, kinda special-like. Well, I asked around, you know, talked to some folks…

Well, let me tell ya somethin’ ’bout this Kentucky Wildcats basketball logo, you know, the one they slap on all them shirts and hats and such. The Wildcat, that’s what they call it. Been around for a long, long time, they say. I reckon it started way back when, maybe even before I was born, who knows? They got this fella, a student all dressed up in a wildcat suit, been prancin’ around since ’76 or ’77, somethin’ like that. He’s the main mascot, the big cheese, you know? Then…

Alright, alright, lemme tell ya ’bout this Sunnyvale tennis place, ya know, the one with the camera watchin’ the court. Sunnyvale Tennis Center, that’s what they call it. Big place, lots of courts, more than you can shake a stick at, I tell ya. They got lights too, so you can play even when the sun goes down. Ain’t that somethin’? Folks are playin’ tennis there all the time, mornin’, noon, and night. I heard tell they got lessons too. For the young’uns and the old-timers, guess they teach ya…

Well, let me tell ya about these here silver tennis bracelets. Folks used to call ’em somethin’ else, somethin’ about forever, ya know, like love that goes on and on. But now they just call ’em tennis bracelets. Fancy, ain’t it? They say these things make a gal look purdy, not too much, but just right. Like a little bit of sunshine on a cloudy day. You don’t need to be all dolled up, just wearin’ it makes ya feel special, I reckon. Now, they make these bracelets outta all…