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Okay, so you wanna know about this Demetress Bell fella and how much money he’s got, right? Well, lemme tell ya, it ain’t always easy to figure out how much these rich folks are worth. But we can piece it together, ya know, like makin’ a quilt from scraps. First off, they say this Demetress Bell guy used to play football, that NFL thing. Big strong fella, I reckon. Now, them football players, they make a whole lotta money. I heard tell they get paid millions, just to run around…

Alright, let’s talk about these wooden weed stash boxes, the kind they make right here in the USA. You know, the ones for keepin’ your… uh… stuff safe and sound. I ain’t no expert, but I know a thing or two about things that last, and good wood, well, that’s somethin’ that lasts. First off, why wood? Well, it’s simple. Wood is strong. It ain’t gonna fall apart on ya like some of that cheap plastic stuff. And it looks nice, too. You can put it out on the table…

Well, howdy there, y’all! Let me tell ya ’bout this here Sturgis MI Safety Town Golf Tournament. Sounds fancy, huh? Don’t you worry none, I’ll make it plain as day for ya. So, they got this golf thing goin’ on, see? It’s for Safety Town, whatever that is. Kids, I reckon. Anyways, they’re gonna be hittin’ them little white balls on May 15th, 2024. They start messin’ around at noon, checkin’ folks in and all that. Then, at 1 PM sharp, they all start shootin’ at once. A “shotgun start,”…

Alright, let’s talk about them cz tennis bracelets. You know, the shiny things that ladies like to wear on their wrists. I ain’t no expert, but I’ve seen a few, and I can tell ya what I think. First off, what is a cz tennis bracelet anyway? Well, from what I gather, it’s a bracelet, you know, like a chain you wear around your wrist, but it’s got all these little sparkly stones on it. They call ‘em “cz,” which I guess stands for cubic zirconia. Sounds fancy, but it…

Alright, let’s talk about this green rugby jersey thing, you know? I ain’t no expert, but I seen a thing or two. Folks wearin’ ’em, sellin’ ’em, makin’ a big fuss. First off, what’s the big deal with the green, huh? Seems like lots of teams like green. They say some South African team, Springboks or somethin’, they wear green and gold. Fancy blazers, too. Sounds like them city folks gettin’ all dressed up for a game. I reckon it’s gotta be important, all that green. Now, I heard tell…

Alright, let’s talk about them football goal thingies and the nets, you know, the ones the kids kick the ball into. I ain’t no expert, but I seen enough games and my grandkids playin’ in the yard to know a thing or two. First off, you gotta have a good goal. Them things come in all sorts of sizes, I tell ya. Some big, some small. My grandboy, he’s got this little one in the backyard, just right for him. But the ones them fellers on TV use, them’s huge!…

Alright, alright, let’s talk about this Sam Sulek fella and where he went to school. Ya know, kids these days, they go to all sorts of fancy places. I heard tell he’s some kinda big shot on the internet, all muscles and whatnot. Don’t know much about that myself, but I can surely tell ya what I pieced together from listenin’ to folks and readin’ some things here and there. So, first off, this Sam boy, he’s from Ohio, yeah, that’s right, Ohio. A place called Delaware, Ohio, to be…

Alright, so you wanna know about them CDG Tennis Classic Garmentory shoes, huh? I tell ya, these city folks got some fancy names for things. Sounds like somethin’ my grandson would wear, always spendin’ money on them fancy clothes. Well, from what I gather, these shoes, they’re made by some fancy company called Comme des Garçons. Never heard of ‘em myself, but I reckon they make some good stuff if people are payin’ so much for it. And they team up with Nike, now that’s a name I do know….

[Body] Alright, let’s gab about this fella, Jimmy Iovine. Folks are always pokin’ around, tryin’ to figure out how much money he’s got. You know, how much he’s worth. It’s like countin’ chickens before they hatch, if you ask me, but people do it all the same. Now, from what I hear, this Jimmy, he’s been around the music block a time or two. He ain’t no spring chicken, that’s for sure. He’s been producin’ music, doin’ business deals, and makin’ a name for himself for a good long while….