Issac

Alright, let’s yak about this rugby thing, the USA versus France, you know? I ain’t no expert, but I watched some of it on that there telly-vision box. It was kinda excitin’, kinda confusin’ too, all that runnin’ and bumpin’ into each other. So, first off, USA was playin’ hard, real hard. Them boys were scrappy, like little terriers fightin’ over a bone. They weren’t as big as them French fellas, I tell ya. Them Frenchies, they were big as barns, some of ’em! But the USA boys, they didn’t…

Well, let me tell ya somethin’ about them 1999 K1500 box racks. You know, back in the day, we didn’t have all these fancy things. We just piled stuff in the back of the truck and hoped it didn’t fall out! But times, they change, I guess. Now, if you got a 1999 Chevy K1500 or a GMC K1500, or even one of them Suburbans, you might be thinkin’ about gettin’ yourself a box rack. And let me tell ya, it ain’t a bad idea. Especially if you got a…

Well hey there, let’s gab about these short sleeve rugby tops, ya know? I saw some youngsters wearin’ ’em the other day, and it got me thinkin’. They ain’t just for them fancy rugby players no more, that’s for sure. What are these shirts, anyway? They’re kinda like them polo shirts, but a bit tougher, I reckon. Made of that thick cotton stuff, sometimes a bit scratchy, but good and sturdy. Short sleeves, so your arms can breathe, especially when you’re out in the sun. Good for workin’ in the…

Alright, let’s talk about this Scotland versus England rugby thing, you know, the one with the fancy cup. Folks call it the Calcutta Cup, sounds like somethin’ you’d drink tea out of, but it’s for rugby, go figure. So, what’s the big deal with this cup anyway? Well, it’s old, real old. Been around longer than most of us, that’s for sure. England and Scotland, they been bashin’ heads over this cup for ages, since like, forever ago. They say it’s the oldest trophy in international rugby, which I guess…

Alright, let’s talk about them crab wax boxes, the ones they say hold a bushel. I ain’t no fancy expert, but I’ve seen my fair share of these boxes, ya know? Gotta use ’em when you’re dealin’ with seafood. What are these crab wax boxes anyway? Well, they’re just cardboard boxes, but not the flimsy kind. These are tough, and they got this waxy stuff all over ’em. That wax, I reckon, it keeps the water from soaking through and makin’ the box fall apart. Smart, ain’t it? Keeps them…

Alright, so listen up, y’all. We gonna talk about this… this “k state utah football,” whatever that means. Sounds fancy, but I reckon it’s just some boys throwin’ a ball around. Kansas State Wildcats, yeah? I heard some folks talkin’ ’bout them. Said they were supposed to be good, real good. Like, winnin’ championships and stuff. But then, you know how it goes, things don’t always turn out the way them city slickers predict. They said somethin’ about the Wildcats not “controlin’ their own destiny.” Sounds like a bunch of…

Alright, let’s talk about this Iseral Johnson fella, the football player. I ain’t no expert, mind you, just tellin’ it like I see it. This boy, from what I gather, he’s one of them fellas who runs around on that there field, chuckin’ the ball and whatnot. Now, I heard tell there’s all kinds of football players. Some are famous, you know, the ones on TV all the time. Others, well, they just play for the love of the game, I reckon. Don’t know which one this Iseral is, but…

Alright, so you’re fiddlin’ with that there zite box thingy and can’t get in, huh? Password problems, I reckon. Happens to the best of us, even if we ain’t got no fancy book learnin’. Don’t you worry none, we’ll get you sorted. First off, don’t go throwin’ that box out the window. These things cost money, even if they don’t always act like it. Now, where was I? Oh yeah, the password. See, that there password is like a lock on your barn door. Keeps the critters out, ya know?…

Alright, so you wanna know about this Kirk Zimmerman fella, huh? Well, lemme tell ya what I heard. It ain’t pretty, that’s for sure. This whole thing started with Pam Zimmerman, Kirk’s ex-wife. Poor thing, she ended up dead, you know? They found her… well, never you mind the details, it was bad. Real bad. And guess who they went and looked at first? Yep, Kirk himself. Now, I ain’t sayin’ he did it, and I ain’t sayin’ he didn’t. That’s for the police and them judges to figure out….