Issac

Well, howdy there, y’all! Let’s talk about this here “box of dicks SVG” thing. I ain’t gonna lie, when I first heard it, I thought, “What in tarnation is that?” But then I got to pokin’ around and figured out it’s just one of them picture things folks use on them computers and such. Now, from what I gather, an SVG, that’s one of them fancy picture files. You know, like a photograph, but it can be stretched and squeezed without gettin’ all blurry and pixelated. Handy, I guess, if…

Alright, let’s talk about that basketball floor, you know, the place where them youngsters bounce around and throw that orange ball. I’ve seen a few in my time, though I ain’t never played on one myself. My old bones ain’t up for that kind of jumpin’ and runnin’. First off, you gotta figure out where you’re gonna put this here floor. You got a big backyard? That’s good. If not, well, you might have to make do with what you got. I heard tell of some folks just makin’ a…

Well, howdy there, y’all! Let’s jaw about them TCU Horned Frogs football t-shirts, the ones with them… uh… “risqué” sayings. You know, the kinda shirts that make your grandma clutch her pearls, if she had any left, that is. First off, them Horned Frogs, they ain’t no ordinary frogs, no sirree. They’re spiky and tough, just like them t-shirts we’re talkin’ ’bout. They call ’em “horned lizards” too, I hear. And that there TCU, that’s a big ol’ university down in Texas, Fort Worth to be exact. Been there a…

Alright, let’s talk about this tennis stuff in Santa Clara, yeah? For grown-up folks, you know. How much it costs and all that. So, I hear tell there’s this place, Lifetime Activities, over on Hayward Drive. Lifetime Activities, that’s what they call it. Sounds fancy, but don’t you fret none. They got tennis there, and that’s what we’re after. They say it’s a good place to, you know, start playin’ tennis. Good for beginners, they say. That’s what folks are talkin’ about. Now, about them prices… that’s always the kicker,…

Alright, let’s talk about them 8V golf cart batteries. Ya know, them things that make your golf cart go. Gotta have ’em, or you ain’t goin’ nowhere on the green, or even just around your yard. Now, I ain’t no expert, but I’ve learned a thing or two ’bout keepin’ them batteries runnin’ like they should. First off, keep them batteries clean. I mean, it ain’t rocket science. Dirt and dust get on everything, and them batteries ain’t no different. You get too much gunk on ’em, and they ain’t…

Howdy, folks! Let’s gab a bit ’bout this gal, Shalin Spani, eh? Heard her name tossed around, so I figured, why not chew the fat about it? Now, I ain’t no fancy scholar or nothin’, but from what I gather, this Shalin, she’s a basketball player. Plays for the Kansas State Wildcats, they say. A guard, that means she’s one of them quick little things runnin’ up and down the court, dribblin’ the ball and such. Don’t ask me all the fancy rules, ’cause I’ll just get flustered. All I…

Well, let me tell ya ’bout these 6 seat golf carts. I don’t know much ’bout fancy cars, but these things, they’re somethin’ else. Handy for gettin’ around, ya know? Especially if you got a bunch of folks to haul. Now, I hear tell these things ain’t cheap. Some folks say you gotta shell out a pretty penny, like, nine thousand, ten thousand, even twenty thousand dollars for a new one! Can you believe that? That’s more money than I seen in my whole life, almost! Used ones, though, you…

Well, let me tell ya ’bout this St. Ignatius football team, the one from 2023. Heard some folks talkin’, so I figured I’d piece it together for ya. Don’t expect no fancy words, just plain talk, ya hear? Now, this St. Ignatius football, they had themselves a season alright. Won some, lost some, just like life, I reckon. They say the coach was this fella, Ryan Franzinger. Don’t know him from Adam, but he’s the one steerin’ the ship, so to speak. Started off in August, they did. Went to…

Well, howdy there! Let’s jaw about this Shaw University football, ya hear? It’s a bunch of young’uns runnin’ around with a pigskin, tryin’ to get it across the line. Shaw University football, that’s what they call it. Seems like a whole lotta fuss over a ball, if ya ask me. Now, I ain’t no fancy city slicker, but I can tell ya, these boys at Shaw, they play in somethin’ called the Central Intercollegiate Athletic Association. CIAA for short, I reckon. They say it’s a big deal, this CIAA. Lots…