Hollis

Alright, let’s gab about these big fellas in the NBA, the ones that make the whole dang court shake when they run. You know, the heaviest players. I saw some folks talking about it, so I figured I’d chime in. Now, they say this fella, Jusuf Nurkic, is one heavy dude. They’re sayin’ he’s around 290 pounds and 7 feet tall. That’s a whole lotta man! Can you imagine feedin’ a fella that size? Probably eats more than my whole family in a week! He’s the heaviest right now, they…

Alright, let’s talk about them fancy sunglasses, the kind them tennis folks wear. You know, the ones that make ’em look like they can see right through the sun. I ain’t no tennis pro, mind you, but I know a thing or two about squintin’ in the sun. We gonna talk about the coolest tennis sunglasses, the ones that let you see the ball real good, even when the sun’s beatin’ down like it’s mad at ya. First off, they gotta be light. You don’t want no heavy things sittin’…

Alright, let’s talk about them football helmet stickers, you know, the football helmet decals. I don’t know much about fancy words, but I know a thing or two about tough stuff. You see, these stickers, they gotta be strong. Like them boys on the field, always smackin’ heads, the stickers gotta stick, right? Now, I heard tell these stickers are used from the start of the season, that “preseason” thing they call it, all the way to the very end, the “playoffs”. That’s a long time, ain’t it? Means them…

Well, hello there! You wanna know about this Moomin DVD thing, huh? Alright, I’ll tell ya what I know. It’s a whole bunch of ’em, you see, like a whole box full of stories. My grandkid, that little rascal, told me about these Moomins. Said they’re some kind of…things. Hippos? Nah, not hippos. Somethin’ else. White and round, like big ol’ marshmallows, I reckon. So, this box set, it’s got all the shows, they say. Every single one. Must be a lot, ’cause my grandkid, he watches ’em all the…

Okay, here’s the article about the “fantasy football championship belt,” written like an old lady who doesn’t know much but talks a lot, and following all your rules. Well, howdy there! You wanna know about them fantasy football championship belts, huh? Alright, alright, I’ll tell ya what I know. Don’t expect no fancy words, though, ’cause I ain’t got none of them. I just call it like I see it, ya hear? So, these fellas, they play this… this fantasy football thing. I still don’t rightly understand it, all this…

[Body] Alright, let’s talk about these rugby tops, you know, the ones them fellas wear when they’re runnin’ around and bumpin’ into each other. I ain’t no expert, mind you, but I’ve seen a game or two on that there telly, and my grandson, bless his heart, he plays for the local team, so I know a little somethin’ somethin’. So, what’s the big deal with custom rugby tops? Well, from what I gather, it’s all about lookin’ good and feelin’ good while you’re out there on the field. You…

Well, let me tell ya somethin’ about this high school basketball in New York, or whatever that fancy name is, sga hs basketball ny. It’s a big deal, you know? Lots of kids runnin’ around, throwin’ that ball. My grandson, he plays too, though he ain’t no star or nothin’. Just a regular kid, likes to bounce the ball. Now, they got all these schools, hundreds of ’em, maybe even thousands, all playin’ this basketball. Heard tell they call it the NYSPHSAA, somethin’ like that. Sounds like a sneeze if…

Alright, so you wanna know what this LLAW thing is, huh? I heard folks talkin’ ’bout it, seen it on them phone thingies, the, uh, Tok-Tiks and whatnot. Sounds like a whole lotta fuss over somethin’. Well, lemme tell ya what I gathered, piece by piece, like pickin’ corn outta the field. First off, it ain’t got nothin’ to do with them fancy lawyers or rules and regulations, the kind they got down at the courthouse. Nope, this LLAW thing is about a young’un, a girl named Aubrey Wyatt, bless…