Gabriel

[Body] Alright, so you wanna know about this TEC box thing, huh? I ain’t no expert, but I’ve heard some things and seen some stuff. Let me tell ya what I know, the way I know how. First off, this “TEC” thing, it seems like it can mean a whole bunch of different stuff. Like, some folks are talkin’ about it on them computer sites, like that VWVortex place. They’re chattin’ about somethin’ called a “p-box,” but lord knows what that is. Sounds complicated. Then there’s these vape thingamajigs. I…

Alright, let’s gab about this Kathy Bates, you know, the one from the TV. I heard folks sayin’ she’s got a whole heap of money, like, a real mountain of it. They call it “net worth,” fancy, huh? So, this Kathy gal, she’s been in a bunch of them movies and shows. I reckon she started way back when, been at it for donkey’s years, they say. And seems like she’s pretty darn good at it, ’cause she’s got awards and whatnots. Academy Award, that sounds important, right? Like a…

Alright, let’s talk about this “Music Box Dancer” thing, the piano music thing, you know? My grandkids, they love it. Always hummin’ it. So, I figured, why not see what all the fuss is about, right? This whole “sheet music” thing, sounds fancy, but it ain’t so bad once you get the hang of it, kinda like milkin’ a cow, you know? First off, if you wanna play this “Music Box Dancer” song on the piano, you gotta find the music, the “sheet music” they call it. Now, where do…

Well, let me tell ya somethin’ about this Connor O’Neal fella and this UNLV football, ya know, the Rebels. I heard folks talkin’ ’bout it down at the market, and lemme tell ya, it’s a whole lotta fuss! First off, this Connor O’Neal, they say he’s a football player for UNLV. Now, I ain’t never seen him play myself, but them folks at the market, they say he’s somethin’ else. They got this website, somethin’ called ESPN, says he’s on the team roster. And another one, RecruitinNation, somethin’ like that,…

[Body] Well, let me tell ya ’bout this PO Box 5540 in Binghamton, NY 13902. I ain’t no fancy city slicker, but I know a thing or two about gettin’ mail. First off, what is this PO Box thing anyway? It’s like a little house for your mail, see? You pay some money, and the post office gives you a key. Then, instead of deliverin’ your mail to your house, they put it in that little box, and you go pick it up whenever you want. Handy, ain’t it? Especially…

Alright, let’s talk about this… uh… velocity rugby shirt, you know? Sounds fancy, but it’s just a shirt, ain’t it? Like, for playing that rough game, rugby, I guess. My grandson, that little rascal, he plays it. Always comin’ home with dirt all over, and rips in his clothes. Maybe this shirt can take a beatin’ better than those flimsy things he wears now. So, what’s the big deal about it bein’ “velocity”? Does it make ya run faster? I doubt it. Probably just a fancy word them city folks…

Alright, let’s talk about these magnetic golf towels, you know, the ones them fancy folks use to keep their clubs all spick and span. I ain’t no pro golfer or nothin’, but I’ve seen enough folks swingin’ sticks to know a clean club is a happy club. First off, what the heck is a magnetic golf towel anyway? Well, it’s just like a regular towel, you know, the kind you use to wipe your face, but this one’s got a little magnet sewn in. Why? So you can stick it…

Well, let me tell ya somethin’ about this Brevard football fella, William Swett. Seems like a big ol’ boy, plays offensive tackle, y’know, the kind that protects the quarterback. They say he’s a sturdy one, started all ten games he played in back in 2018. That’s what they call his junior season, I reckon. Folks say he blocked for an offense that gained a whole heap of yards, somethin’ like 442.1 yards a game. That’s a lot of runnin’ and throwin’ if you ask me. Now, I ain’t no football…

Well, let me tell ya, that Bowie State University, it’s got itself a mighty fine football team! Folks around here talk about the Bulldogs like they’re somethin’ special, and I reckon they are. See, they play in a real good league called the CIAA, which stands for Central Intercollegiate Athletic Association. Now, this ain’t no small-time league—it’s where the best Historically Black Colleges and Universities come together to show off their talents. And let me tell you, the Bowie State Bulldogs sure do shine! Every season, the Bulldogs take to…